Definitely not the human face of a secret organisation of squirrels plotting world domination.
Joined April 2020
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Ouch! Somebody help me! Iโm in pain! Iโm pinned here! Please help!
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"Him? He doesn't want a treat. He says I can have two"
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A comic by Dave Coverly
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A photographer was tragically crushed when a massive block of cheddar fell on him.
In fairness, the people he was photographing tried to warn him.
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Wow, what a thread ๐ณ
Are you in a dick sucking contest against Bonnie Blue or something?
Iโve never seen such slobbering ๐คค
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We are incredibly lucky that the Richest man alive is Right Wing and hates Woke. ๐โ๏ธโค๏ธ๐
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Was sat in traffic stuck behind this car!
No I donโt think Iโll be sending any thanks!
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Jun 13
Canโt stop watching this.. ๐
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David Attenborough. No question.
If aliens requested a meeting with a sole individual to represent the human race, whom should we send?
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Scotland top of their World Cup group.
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Jun 13
I want a refund on every minute I spent in 8th grade learning that monopolies are illegal and that our government would protect us from greedy men....
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Living the best life.. ๐
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Jun 13
This is West Virginia. They are super excited America has its first trillionaire.
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Practical, helpful and caring advice:
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