It's Philly Pride this weekend, and there are a bunch of guys going out to the dark rooms, going out clubbing, and going out to naughty hookup events.
When I hear that, it sounds cool and all, but having a room full of 40 different sex toys to fuck with, with no chances of catching STDs, sounds so much more appealing.
Have you ever been but fucked while getting sucked off and smoking weed and snacking on chicken nuggets while watching anime and porn at the same time? Now, THAT is the real pride orgy.