Glitter, she/they, aggressively pink, demi & poly, 30, s€x witch, genius bimbo, alt: @apinkglitter tweetin for the bitches who charge their tits in the moon
Joined April 2013
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21 Jan 2022
thinking about the time someone tweeted "what's your least favorite sign" and i responded with this image not realizing they meant astrological sign 🤦🏼♀️
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Feb 5
literacy AND cooking crisis omg everyone read this right NOW !!!!
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you’ve heard of boy slop and girl dinner, now try the Kindergartener’s Delight: a roll of ritz crackers, a pack of fruit snacks, and an apple sauce pouch
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20 Feb 2024
it's Pisces season! cry in public! tell your body you love them out loud! breakup with the person who can't be honest about their feelings! alienate people who don't like your art! sit in the shower and wonder why!
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hot queer teaching our narcan awareness class absolutely cackled when i called the bathrooms "gendy nooch" i think i love them
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at the queer-friendly gůn range and someone is playing Mad World doing target practice
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Does anybody want to build Lego and kiss a little while we watch 80s movies?
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it worked and i have an MRI scheduled for valentines day 💖🤪
trolling the depths of my own tweets to show my doctor and tell her i need an MRI
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trolling the depths of my own tweets to show my doctor and tell her i need an MRI
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Got asked if I felt comfortable working in Canva during this interview and I said yes and lied about using it to make posters for work instead of this thing I made once while bored
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Feb 3
Can't use that one mate
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person in the stall next to me is pissing so hard i'm worried about their bladder health
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Jan 28
Been surviving my 30s on this thought alone.
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23 May 2025
friends with consequences
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Jan 10
I am not really a boy and I’m definitely not a man but I am certainly a guy. like I’m literally just some guy
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16 Dec 2020
1/20/20 2:21 PM
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Jan 21
if u reply good enough i will invite u to my house
Jan 20
flirting with oomf is like thinking the stripper actually likes you
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RT @happier_isles: sorry for liking 98 of your tweets. got stoned and thought it was my timeline again
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