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Joined May 2020
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jason funderburker retweeted
Once, while sitting in a GP clinic, I overheard a baby say “goo goo ga ga”, and the mother reply: “Well. That’s very stereotypical of you.”
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jason funderburker retweeted
cuando m roben y yo le pida al ladron q porfavor me deje quedarme el abono transporte porque no estoy empadronado
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jason funderburker retweeted
How to lose a guy in 10 days (2026 edition)
•tell your friends about him
•respond fast
•care about him
•text him
•genuinely like him
Works like a charm, every time.
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jason funderburker retweeted
Bad Bunny lleva tanto tiempo en Madrid que puede sacarse el abono transporte
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jason funderburker retweeted
once you turn 20 this just becomes the cycle of your life
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podría suicidarme sería lo peor que me puede pasar
"Although there is no official confirmation, many fans and analysts agree that Quevedo's appearance could be reserved for the most strategic moment: the final concert. A surprise finale that would further amplify the tour's impact and leave fans with an unforgettable memory".
(via Los40)
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quevedo está en mi lista de enemigos públicos esto no me puede pasar a mí
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Algún día conseguiré entrar en un apartamento de este edificio, aunque tenga que tirar de Grindr.
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jason funderburker retweeted
i love being in the water and i love feeling the water through my hair
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AJSKAKKAKSKS
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La que está cayendo en madrid… massive attack actúan a las 00.30
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jason funderburker retweeted
Jun 14
La que está cayendo en madrid… massive attack actúan a las 00.30
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ágatha y yo cuando andamos despexadasss
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jason funderburker retweeted
norman rockwell - girl running with wet canvas (1930). my personal favorite of his 😁
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jason funderburker retweeted
Jun 14
The problem with dating now is that if i was a mid ass guy i would have a gf by now but the odds are not in my favor because i am a beautiful angel girl
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