recovering narcissist. sales/engr. empath. helpful when I’m not too busy being selfish... 🙏, music, sweat, RTR, ENTJ, salute 🤙
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teddy retweeted
30 Mar 2019
Rooting for Auburn because they’re also in Alabama is like rooting for the Devil just because he’s in the Bible
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teddy retweeted
14 Mar 2019
I get it in the first two or three games of the season against manageable competition. But in a must-win situation 30 games into the season? I can’t say I’ve ever seen anything like it.
14 Mar 2019
Not a good move if your goal is to win at the sport of basketballl.
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teddy retweeted
17 Feb 2019
How do you run away from your problems when your problem is you?
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teddy retweeted
24 Feb 2019
Do you have hatches? We suggest battening them down.
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teddy retweeted
24 Feb 2019
Your smell is very breathable.
Mind if I stick around and inhale you for awhile?
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teddy retweeted
24 Feb 2019
Butch Jones is sitting courtside for Alabama-Vanderbilt basketball.
Photos via @DBAMA44
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teddy retweeted
22 Feb 2019
Your gangster name is the color of your shirt and the last thing you drank
Who are you?
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teddy retweeted
22 Feb 2019
Series Announcement‼️ Home-and-home scheduled with West Virginia for the 2026 and 2027 seasons.
🔗 rolltide.com/news/2019/2/22/…
#OutworkYesterday
#RollTide
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teddy retweeted
20 Feb 2019
I hope there are days when your coffee tastes like magic, your playlist makes you dance, strangers make you smile, and the night sky touches your soul. I hope there are days where you fall in love with being alive.
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teddy retweeted
21 Feb 2019
Heads up, Birmingham. There's a new James Beard Award Winner in town. @rodneyscottsbbq is officially open in Avondale. His Carolina-style, whole-hog barbecue is smoked in house and packs some serious flavor. Save room for the banana pudding. #inbirmingham #instagrambham
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teddy retweeted
20 Feb 2019
Just walked up behind someone who I thought I went to college with and said “what’s up motherfucker?” Annnnddddd it’s not that person 🥴
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