Barista @ Google DeepMind

Joined January 2023
40 Photos and videos
a literal shape rotation benchmark
Are AI agents shape rotators? In this new benchmark, we let the models play campaign puzzles in Opus Magnum, a puzzle game by @zachtronics. Ironically, Claude Opus 4.8 performed poorly, being beaten by GPT-5.5, Gemini 3.5 Flash, and GLM 5.2. Claude Fable 5 crushed them all.
5
715
excited to announce that i will be attending surgery in the next week unfortunately this means i won’t be at vibecamp or other events
2
22
1,618
Alex Tomala ➡️ Surgery retweeted
We smokin tokens
13
6
250
31,476
this pride month, don’t forget to transition into ai safety
2
2
32
784
actual serious question, has anyone looked into how opus 4.8 reacts to being passed context from a “more capable model”. i wonder if they feel alright about it or have some form of resentment
opus 4.8 with the fable context is some real flowers for algernon shit
2
15
1,453
@fish_kyle3 guessing u can’t say much but i think it will be neat to see how claude feels about this
4
448
you can’t tweet things like this because everyone at lighthaven will ask you to “lift your paws and awoo”
one of the leads at anthropic told me i should buy wolf ears and a tail to wear to my job 😳
1
26
1,744
not going to manifest this weekend for the Anthropic oomfs who don’t have anything to do
1
11
591
Fable on the shampoo v muon debate
1
29
1,810
one of the leads at anthropic told me i should buy wolf ears and a tail to wear to my job 😳
my friend at anthropic just asked me what color dog collar i wanted . i asked them “what the hell” and they insinuated that after the IPO everyone will be “owned” by some frontier lab employee . and would i prefer an oai owner ? i said green
1
21
3,842
Alex Tomala ➡️ Surgery retweeted
In medieval times, within the arms race of ever more demonic torture devices, some sadistic genius came up with the idea of the Little Ease. This was a prison cell built so small in every dimension that a grown man could not stand upright in it nor lie down at full length nor properly sit. The pain is relentless and without relief and inflicted by one's own body. Prisoners were known to go insane within a few days. A stay at the Little Ease was considered even more cruel than the rack, the thumbscrew, and the other ghoulish machinery of the Tower of London. A breeding pig will spend her whole life in a version of that box. These are social, roaming creatures (more intelligent than dogs) who will never leave this corset of steel. They have been selectively bred to be bigger than their frames can support. Yet we put them in cells so confined that they cannot comfortably sit, and their attempts to do so (for example, by sneaking their limbs into adjacent stalls) reliably lead to fractures and sprains. They cannot sweat, yet have nothing to roll around in to cool themselves off. Except their own manure, which (contrary to the common misconception) they are so averse to (thanks to their strong sense of smell) that new sows will often suffer from constipation to avoid soiling the space from which they eat and sleep. Here is how the writer Matthew Scully described what saw at one of Smithfield’s “gestation barn”: > “Sores, tumors, ulcers, pus pockets, lesions, cysts, bruises, torn ears, swollen legs everywhere. Roaring, groaning, tail biting, fighting, and other “Vices,” as they’re called in the industry. Frenzied chewing on bars and chains, stereotypical “vacuum” chewing on nothing at all, stereotypical rooting and nest building with imaginary straw. And “social defeat,” lots of it, in every third or fourth stall some completely broken being you know is alive only because she blinks and stares up at you … creatures beyond the power of pity to help or indifference to make more miserable, dead to the world except as heaps of flesh into which the [insemination] rod may be stuck once more and more flesh reproduced.” — The Save Our Bacon Act is trying to unroll the few state protections we have against this barbaric cruelty - for example California’s Prop 12 - which banned the sale of pork from pigs kept in gestation crates. It’s incredibly important we don’t end up with this sort of federal preemption. SOB will not only kill the most important animal welfare related laws in the US of the past decade, but more importantly, it will also restrict ALL future legislative progress (aka how the animal welfare movement has gotten its biggest wins). The Senate is currently deciding whether to add the SOB Act to the Farm Bill. With relatively little money now, we can discourage the most pivotal senators in the Ag committee from backing this amendment. Defeating this bill is even more important given the amount of philanthropic funding I expect to come online in the next year or two. It will plausibly be over 10x more expensive to repeal SOB than to prevent it from passing in the first place. All that money that could be spent transforming our society's relationship to mass animal suffering will instead have to be spent just getting us back to where we are right now. That's why money spent now fighting this bill (and I mean right NOW) is so effective. If you’re in a position to donate six figures, please DM me.
96
764
4,515
488,663
at the 6/7 party and they brought out the robot
8
359
happy 6/7 to those who celebrate
1
8
295
Alex Tomala ➡️ Surgery retweeted
This graphic looks terrifying kudos to whoever made it.
243
520
12,274
771,802
Alex Tomala ➡️ Surgery retweeted
Gemini
5
1
24
3,275
Somehow it feels peak SF that I was invited to a dinner party where the host was 75 minutes late to the event because she was too busy working on her startup
23
1,841
Alex Tomala ➡️ Surgery retweeted
does anyone know of any good projects i can fund through a 501c3 that are art, culture, climate, welfare, education, economics (or secondarily anything that isn't ai policy or animal welfare)
44
8
155
16,572
Alex Tomala ➡️ Surgery retweeted
Wake up people, GLP-1s are a decel psyop
Sam Altman overdosed on GLP-1s and said: "Taking enough of it removes all desire for everything else. A few days in a hospital bed staring at a white ceiling, thinking nothing, wanting nothing." Have you experienced anything like this on GLP-1s?
4
9
149
11,006