graduated from mgmt consulting to become a landlord. and occasionally other things
Joined January 2021
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25 Apr 2021
The interesting thing about business, it's not like the Olympics. You don't get any extra points for the fact that something's very hard to do. So you might as well just step over one-foot bars, instead of trying to jump over seven-foot bars. -Warren Buffett
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Nithya Raman probably: “Toyota should be sued for allowing a murder suspect to collide into other cars and damage its bumper”
@FOXLA
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May 24
I found out he lives with his parents. He was not happy.
(If drunk tweeting rude things is low class, I’ll take it. I have zero aspirations in that regard)
May 24
living proof that money doesn’t buy class.
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May 24
This app is wild.
This lady tells me that “zionist” is a slur. I say sometimes.
And I say “goyim” can also be a slur. She says no.
Oops…
May 24
It's like affection/dismissive if anything. It's not a slur.
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May 9
Just watched Fetterman on bill maher. @JohnFetterman is cognitively worse than Biden was years ago, and he’s decades younger. He has no place in any leadership position. He should leave. Save any dignity he has left…
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Apr 30
Trump: lower the rate!
Powell: how low, can I go? 🫡
Apr 29
REPORTER: You mentioned that, staying on as Fed governor, you intend to keep a low profile. Could you give us a little more detail on what that looks like?
JEROME POWELL: *ducks down*
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Apr 8
Are we the religious zealots now? I thought we had the moral high ground to call the Iranians that?
Hegseth: God deserves all the glory. Tens of thousands of strikes carried out under the protection of divine providence. A massive effort with miraculous protection. God is good.
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Apr 1
A conspicuous problem with the American mind: the solutions to bad health choices is solved by products and services, not by making better health choices…
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Mar 10
So many people meeting the face eating leopard…
Mar 9
I don’t owe anyone an apology for supporting Trump. No one does. The Democrats didn’t run a credible candidate. They ran two insults to our intelligence. It was a de facto coup—rule by a cabal of advisors. Voting Trump was a patriotic duty even if a cabal now seems to control him
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Mar 3
Trump is funding Israel’s war, and the price we pay isn’t just monetary: we’re losing lives and credibility as well
nytimes.com/2026/03/03/world…
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Feb 17
Yo fam: we’re cooked
Feb 16
This aired tonight to 1 billion people in China. A year ago these robots could barely wave a handkerchief, now they can do backflips and kung fu with nunchucks. Physical intelligence is the next frontier.
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Feb 6
JD Vance probably: “What president doesn’t post objectively racist videos in the middle of the night now and again? Nobody’s perfect”
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Feb 5
Trump fundamentally doesn’t understand how the world works.
The leverage he has is 80 years of US diplomacy (some hard, some soft). Literally nothing to do with him.
And he’s pissing it all away to get a “better deal”, when we already had the best deal in the world, *by far*.
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Feb 2
@RobertMSterling this your boy?
Feb 1
I’m honestly impressed he could book a flight, you know, because of his brain.
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Feb 2
The dumbest motherfucker in the room, in every room he’s ever been in, in his entire life
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Jan 29
Guys! Russia is going to have to send election observers to the US in November. That’s about where we’re at…
Jan 29
🚨 BREAKING: Sen. Mark Warner says the FBI raid on Fulton County “stinks,” and the facts back him up.
- The Atlanta FBI field chief suddenly quit or was fired.
- The search warrant was signed by a U.S. attorney from Missouri, not Georgia, highly irregular.
- Tulsi Gabbard was present, despite no prosecutorial role, after dismantling election-interference protections.
This isn’t normal law enforcement. It’s federal power aimed at election infrastructure.
This looks like an attempt to rig the next election in plain sight.
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Jan 20
JD Vance to Greenland, probably, in about 10 minutes: “did you even say thank you?”
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Jan 19
So, I have about two and a half followers, so I’m just shouting into the void. But today, in a non-divisive way, I want to say:
I TOLD YOU SO.
TRUMP IS MANIFESTLY UNFIT TO BE PRESIDENT. SHAME.
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Jan 18
Nightmare scenario is when some guy on the internet tells you that you should just lock yourself in your house for a few months so the federal agents can remove all the undesirables and then your life will be better again.
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