I'm rooted but I flow.
Joined January 2021
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Jun 9
"you should read before bed to help you get sleepy." is the biggest lie i’ve ever been told. i’ll be up until 3am, fully invested.
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this except it will be my contribution to misandry
Jun 9
when I have kids, my daughter will be free to roam around and have fun all day all night no curfew. my son will be required to submit a detailed itinerary, live location, and return home by 10 p.m. this is my contribution to feminism
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أمرين retweeted
Jun 9
If someone can fit 20g protein into a can of Diet Coke without changing the taste and texture , that recipe will make a bigger IPO than Anthropic.
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Jun 4
everyone i know in their late 20s is having an existential crisis because we skipped our mid 20s in the pandemic. relationships fast-tracked, careers faltered, we lost those core identity-building years and now we feel like 23-year-old brains in bodies approaching 30
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أمرين retweeted
Jun 3
i hate seeing men happy. cancel the world cup
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