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Forget the NCAA, the guilt lies on Tech here. They know what he did, it's public record, and for them to let Sorsby play a single down for their program is absolutely pathetic. I'd be ashamed to let him wear my uniform, and they should be too.
Jun 8
NEWS: A judge in district court in Lubbock County, Texas, has granted the injunction requested by Texas Tech QB Brendan Sorsby. He’s set to be eligible for the 2026 season.
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nice
Jun 7
Mitch Marner's hat trick was the fastest in Stanley Cup Final history.
He did it in 6:20, which was one second faster than Maurice Richard's, 69 years ago.
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May 28
absolute cinema
May 28
If you saw $999.07 on the ground, you’d pick it up, right? Jannik Sinner🔐
Couple things:
•Sinner is GUARANTEED to win
•Foazn won’t wake up at 5am to watch
I make money in my sleep; you wake up to make money #levels
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May 26
I'm really gonna be the first one to say Khabib beating Conor then jumping into the crowd to go after his team?
May 25
Has any athlete as good as Zidane done some as crazy as the headbutt at as high a stakes moment as the World Cup final? Is zidane at the efficient frontier of great athlete high stakes craziness?
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May 25
If the Enhanced Games were really serious they'd recreate the track from Tokyo 1994 but y'all aren't ready for that discussion
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May 23
I think my favorite VGK fan to follow after a win is @TonyDasco. Love celebrating with him!
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May 19
Your services are required @JessicaDBrand
May 19
6th pitch of the game!?!
This has to be a record?
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May 19
This is a shocking development to me.
Adam Foote was coaching the Canucks?
May 19
OFFICIAL: The Vancouver Canucks have fired head coach Adam Foote ❌
Foote still had 2 years remaining on his 3-year contract.
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May 16
Max -2000 is short
(I meant to type -1000 but fat fingered it and decided to keep it)
🚨BREAKING: Conor McGregor vs Max Holloway II is OFFICIALLY SIGNED to headline #UFC329 on International Fight Week🤯
THIS IS NOT A DRILL🚨🚨🚨
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May 13
Want to be a great coach? Show the world you want to be like Rex Ryan
Wings were delicious. We will be back @MagicCity @Lane_Kiffin
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May 13
"How many goals will be scored from outside the offensive zone in the playoffs?" would be a great prop bet to hang before the playoffs start
May 13
TAGE THOMPSON DUMPS THE PUCK IN AND IT GOES OFF DOBES AND INTO THE NET WHAT?!?! 😵😵💫
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Imagine thinking this is cool in any way
May 5
I got married this past weekend so I did what any rational @AnthropicAI employee would do and had Claude Code analyze 12 years of iMessages with my wife, then Claude Design used that data to whip up a website for our guests in just minutes.
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If they pay $49 I'll pretend to be sad
May 1
*SPIRIT AIRLINES PREPARES TO SHUT DOWN: WSJ
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This guy absolutely reads his own posts out loud, laughs, and says "that's a good one!" (also out loud)
Apr 30
If the UFC really wanted to save the sport, we need a UFC sanctioned Hell in a Cell 2V2 w/ no referees.
Imagine The Incredible Hok & @BorrachinhaMMA vs.
Chechen gangster aka (25 min crotch sniffer) & the guy who talks about fighting to the death, then proceeds to spam jabs & teeps while screaming like a madman the last 10 seconds of his fights.
Chance to take out a Foreign Tr-ist & Domestic Tr-ist in one night. Paulo & I do it for JESUS, DJT & the free world.
We are all close to the same size when not cutting weight. Fight to the death. Winners get Conor level money the rest of their careers.
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Apr 24
More likely in reality than in hockey! The knight has opposable thumbs, way more intelligence, and edged weapons! Plus, armor!
Knight -3000
Mammoth 1200
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Apr 20
It's wild that there's an actual hockey player named Sean Couturier when that would 100% have been Sean Avery's fake name
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