I literally check this more often than I answer my texts
Joined August 2012
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Feb 13
Crashed out so bad over voice notes my friend who never cusses went “damn, you need a rage room…” and that is why I don’t send voice notes
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Jan 25
Unfortunately (male) my friends have now discovered that I don’t just read romance novels, which means I have to reread a bunch of old books I’ve owned for years to discuss it with them….
I can only take so much dystopian or murder mysteries
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Jan 20
A loss for Miami is a win for America
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Jan 18
I gave my friend a book rec and they gave it 5 stars… im invincible now, nobody come for me
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24 Dec 2025
Parent of PhD proudly describes totally unrelated research project to friends and family at Christmas table
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24 Dec 2025
Nobody:
Guy who just moved to Tampa: you HAVE to visit bro. The girls man. The beaches are ok, it’s the gulf. But the bars are like the most average cookie cutter bars imaginable. The food tho man. Mediocre. But the weather man. Great 3 months of the year. I’ll buy you a ticket
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5 Dec 2025
Guy friends are a pain in the ass… why am I literally doing their gift shopping?
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16 Nov 2025
Updated look at the state of Florida 🏈
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15 Nov 2025
Same old South Florida, my brotha
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15 Nov 2025
And suddenly I couldn’t care less about the rest of the season. Thank you Todd Orlando, thank you Alex Golesh, thank you USF defense.
Reports confirm, this is still the same old South Florida.
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6 Nov 2025
WAKE THE FUCK UP!! ⏰
THE GREEN & GOLD PLAY FOOTBALL TODAY! 🤘
MANY HATERS & LOSERS WOULD LOVE TO SEE US LOSE… 🤬 IN FACT THEY ARE “PRAYING ON OUR DOWNFALL”… SAD!
LETS GO 1-0 TODAY 💯
I DONT GIVE A PISS BOUT NUTHIN BUT THE BULLS! 🐂
GOD BLESS AMERICA & USF 🇺🇸 🤘
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3 Nov 2025
RT if your team is UNDEFEATED 💥
Before it's too late.
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1 Nov 2025
☑️USF controls its own destiny to the American Championship and the CFP
☑️ central fla lost again
It's been a beautiful bye week🤘🤘
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20 Oct 2025
what the hell oh my god
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19 Oct 2025
Alright, we got a @USFFootball dub on a car backup camera
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19 Oct 2025
I know my close friends know my struggles with chronic illness very well, but damn I hate when they actually see it in person.
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