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my new years resolution is to not respond to any emails that have been ‘just bumping this back up’ed unless it’s from the CEO or involves significant quantities of cash being mailed to my home address
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three cheers for student journalism 👏🏼 #garbagedaytobeatarheel washingtonpost.com/nation/20…

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pretty sure zoo animals miss more than just their human visitors but maybe that’s just me
The meerkats are bored. Row the cockatoo is singing alone. Zoo animals are missing their human visitors. on.wsj.com/2PzpXXn
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*the advertising major in me drools slightly
can we talk about the editing in this Nike commercial holy crap
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On the left was when I worked for liberty taxes, as a sign spinner... on the right is my @nbcsnl debut. Don’t stop.. we need you. Your time is coming.
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the great british baking show is so good for me bc i took a 3-hour exam this morning but now stephen is over-proving his dough and i’ve never been so stressed
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update the bake turned out OK
“Stephen F. Austin’s exhilarating 85-83 upset wasn’t just notable for the sheer joy that swept the country after Duke’s loss. It was also proof that hating Duke can be a force for good in the world.”
Duke's stunning to loss to Stephen F. Austin was one of the biggest college basketball upsets in memory. It also spun out a perfect Thanksgiving story, as you can see from this: on.wsj.com/2R2PaeC
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as the decade is about to end, let’s remember keke palmer explaining Titanic is one of the greatest moments this decade
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This is Willo. She likes to awoo while she eats. Tonight’s meal was worthy of a gentler, but perhaps more meaningful, second awoo. 13/10
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more of this please thank you
17 Oct 2019
These identical twin babies were delivered by identical twin nurses at a Georgia hospital cnn.it/2OXjma7
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Go Mack Go

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Burger King spoofs McDonald's with Real Meals, like the Pissed Meal and DGAF Meal, to let its customers know that "no one is happy all the time." The campaign's purpose is to bring awareness to mental illnesses for Mental Health Month. cnn.it/2VId9T6
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shoutout to all three of my followers who've stayed true through six months of radio silence #myfirstTweet
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