—yours till the rending of the rocks—
Joined December 2017
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20 Jun 2020
I literally think everyone is right about everything I'm not joking
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Every time I'm in someone else's car as we cross an intersection I imagine getting t-boned by a minivan going 170 mph, like so hard they don't even have to close the intersection because all the debris ends up a half-block down the street, like BeamNG .drive
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The modern conceptions of metaphor and allegory are irredeemably corrupt and disgusting
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Jun 11
Been very interested in Clive Wearing, a British music conductor who was left with severe brain damage to his hippocampus by Herpes Simplex Encephalitis in 1985 and is described as having a "seven second memory"
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Jun 11
His wife is the only person he remembers by name, and he only knows that he's deeply in love with her. He's constantly ecstatic to see her and they both get this narrow sliding window of honeymoon-phase young love forever
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Jun 11
I wasted a lot of time as a kid worrying about whether *I* would wait for the second marshmallow, or *I* would laugh at "no soap, radio," or *I* would face the right direction in the elevator. I needed to learn about all those stupid experiments so I would never be the fool
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23 Jan 2022
The masterchef judges after eating a great meal from the trough
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Jun 10
I've never once listened to the album but for some reason the title "A Crow Looked at Me" has been stuck in my head like an earworm since it released, it's an incredible name
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Jun 9
I tried to invent a new drawing board and it didn't work out, now I don't know what to go back to
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