I design things, all sorts of things – it's a right ruddy hoot! By day, Children's Fiction and Non-Fiction Art Director at Pan Macmillan. All views my own, etc.
Joined January 2009
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9 Dec 2024
For anyone thinking, wouldn’t it be lovely to pop into Fortnum & Mason to pick up a couple of Christmas bits . . . No. No it wouldn’t
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9 Dec 2024
I’ve forgotten my headphones. I don’t want to be dramatic but this this is going to be the worst day ever.
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3 Sep 2024
Whilst out running this evening I passed a cluster (?) of six cats. It was like some weird feline version of West Side Story. I’m sure one of them might have been snapping its paws.
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3 Sep 2024
Long, sedentary day at the office? Get yourself home for a late night speed hill run said no one ever 💪
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2 Aug 2024
On my morning road run, earlier today, a chap paused getting into his car to stop me and tell me I have strong legs . . . Thanks . . . ? I think . . . ?! In my dearly departed Grandmothers tone, that would not have been a compliment #running #stronglegs #grewthemmyself #exercise
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20 Jul 2024
Am I the only person who sees a neighbour lifting a very heavy suitcase into their car and immediately jumps to some weird Hitchcock murder mystery storyline in their head?!
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2 Jul 2024
The very best of new @frankcottrell_b X
2 Jul 2024
Frank Cottrell-Boyce chosen as new children’s laureate theguardian.com/books/articl…
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10 Jun 2024
Please let it have saved . . . Please let it have saved . . . Please let it have saved . . . #softwarecrashes 🤞
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8 Apr 2024
No more rain it said today when I left for my run. That is very much the opposite of what’s just happened . . . #AprilShowers
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29 Mar 2024
A wet and windy Good Friday run listening to Beyoncé sing about cowboys. It’s what Jesus would have wanted. Happy long weekend 🏃♀️🐣
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17 Feb 2024
I’ve become a person who drapes a jumper over their shoulders, just in case it’s cold later . . . f*ck I know, I know, I’ve let myself down.
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17 Jan 2024
Definitely the kinda temperatures you want to spend over 30 minutes waiting for a delayed train in 🥶
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16 Dec 2023
Nothing quite so embarrassing as being a fully grown adult person with extremely ticklish feet who needs a pedicure #adultfails
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15 Dec 2023
So I’ve got a ‘trendy’ portal / remote thermostat. Do you think I can ruddy find it?! #dulldomesticfails
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6 Dec 2023
Dearest gentle folk of South East London. I thank you for the twinkly light’s. Hugely enjoying their company on my December runs #festiveexercise #illuminatingruns #december
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10 Oct 2023
The weekly Covers meeting, as it’s name suggests is at exactly the same time EVERY week. And yet, despite this, and having attended it for the last 18 years, why do I still find myself doing all the actual work in the panicked three hours prior to kick off?! #designertraditions
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1 Oct 2023
It doesn’t matter how many years I do this, nothing makes my heart sink quicker than realising I’ve shut down a Photoshop file I’ve not saved properly 🤦♀️
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