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Abraham Stinkin @abrahamNorfleet
Joined December 2014
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LIKES?! It's a heart symbol... I thought they were LOVES!
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I think I want my nickname to be "The Limit" so my friend can point at me with his thumb and say, "This guy's the limit."
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Abraham Stinkin retweeted
Paula Croxson @paulacroxson.bsky.social @paulacroxson
4 Mar 2024
I’m excited to be co-teaching this workshop on how to use comedy to communicate big ideas in exciting ways! Please RT to help us spread the word!
Hello SciCom
 @HelloSciCom
4 Mar 2024
Don't be boring! Take our Science Comedy Workshop, Sunday April 7th 1-4pm at @caveatnyc in NYC! Super excited! Hosted by @srsiskind @sarahadelman123 @paulacroxson @and_moor Tix: caveat.nyc/events/hello-scic…
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Just found out the “Trolley Problem” is anti-trolley propaganda promoted by the auto industry! It’s really cars doing all the killing!
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Elmo is short for Eldritch Monster. The cute little squeaky guy is just the appendage that projects into this dimension. If you saw all of him you would go insane.
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(USA) If your state's a rectangle you know it was just plonked there. Low effort, nobody cared.
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Mixing my cocaine with Kool Aid because I like punch lines
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Despite all my swole I am still just a rat in a hole
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Someone should make one of those big MMA threads with every fighter the UFC has promoted "providing for their family", along with what they got paid for the fight.
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My girl started to ask me if I would peel an orange and I said yes even if you were a worm and she was very happy (she does not know I always wanted a worm farm and she would be getting the peel)
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TIL TFW SMH is a concussion LOL
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publishing my original Mickey Mouse content just doesn't hit like it used to (I'm addicted to crime)
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Only a few days left to violate this copyright!
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Abraham Stinkin retweeted
Chip Ambrogio @ChipAmbrogio
8 Dec 2023
Great show tomorrow at #TheBasementatTommy Buy tickets at satshowcase14.brownpapertick… or calling or texting your reservations to 201-452-0318 and paying at the door. Last show sold out! Comedy class alumni get 2 for 1 admission as do #BergenfieldNJ residents. See you at the show.
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Hey, everybody in the world... watch out! (Global Warning)
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Farm animals have been bred for thousands of years to be docile. Eating factory-farmed meat will make you docile. Real alphas only eat other predators. Alligator, rattlesnake, and piranha are acceptable meats.
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it’s not all smoke… a non-zero percentage of it is Canadian farts
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HBO has evolved into a crab
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Oops... forgot the hashtags! #TheaterBCP #Storytelling #WordofMouth
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