Joined December 2014
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LIKES?! It's a heart symbol... I thought they were LOVES!
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I think I want my nickname to be "The Limit" so my friend can point at me with his thumb and say, "This guy's the limit."
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Abraham Stinkin retweeted
I’m excited to be co-teaching this workshop on how to use comedy to communicate big ideas in exciting ways! Please RT to help us spread the word!
Don't be boring! Take our Science Comedy Workshop, Sunday April 7th 1-4pm at @caveatnyc in NYC! Super excited! Hosted by @srsiskind @sarahadelman123 @paulacroxson @and_moor Tix: caveat.nyc/events/hello-scic…
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Just found out the “Trolley Problem” is anti-trolley propaganda promoted by the auto industry! It’s really cars doing all the killing!
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Elmo is short for Eldritch Monster. The cute little squeaky guy is just the appendage that projects into this dimension. If you saw all of him you would go insane.
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(USA) If your state's a rectangle you know it was just plonked there. Low effort, nobody cared.
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Mixing my cocaine with Kool Aid because I like punch lines
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Despite all my swole I am still just a rat in a hole
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Someone should make one of those big MMA threads with every fighter the UFC has promoted "providing for their family", along with what they got paid for the fight.
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My girl started to ask me if I would peel an orange and I said yes even if you were a worm and she was very happy (she does not know I always wanted a worm farm and she would be getting the peel)
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TIL TFW SMH is a concussion LOL
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publishing my original Mickey Mouse content just doesn't hit like it used to (I'm addicted to crime)
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Only a few days left to violate this copyright!
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Abraham Stinkin retweeted
Great show tomorrow at #TheBasementatTommy Buy tickets at satshowcase14.brownpapertick… or calling or texting your reservations to 201-452-0318 and paying at the door. Last show sold out! Comedy class alumni get 2 for 1 admission as do #BergenfieldNJ residents. See you at the show.
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Hey, everybody in the world... watch out! (Global Warning)
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Farm animals have been bred for thousands of years to be docile. Eating factory-farmed meat will make you docile. Real alphas only eat other predators. Alligator, rattlesnake, and piranha are acceptable meats.
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it’s not all smoke… a non-zero percentage of it is Canadian farts
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HBO has evolved into a crab
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Oops... forgot the hashtags! #TheaterBCP #Storytelling #WordofMouth
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