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🇿🇦⚠️ OFFICE SHENANIGANS ON JUNE 13, 2026 ⚠️🇿🇦
1. Ncumisa the Bread Winner 🍞
2. Benathi the Bread Winner 🍞
3. Anathi the MAKOTI 👰🏾
Who chose wisest? 🤣
#BlueShedShenanigans
#BreadWinners
#Makoti
#MzanZiMagic
#DalaWhatYouMusk
#MaintenanceClaimsInSourhAfricaIsAJoke
#FuckTheSystem
#FuckMenWhoDontPayMaintenance
#BenathiMyParaLegalWillKakYouOutInXhosa
(Btw South Africa has a trillionaire - @elonmusk 😏🇿🇦🚀🤩)
#WeBackOurFuckingBoitjie
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And later…
(There weren’t many customers at the coffee shop. 🤣 It was extra cold and misty. The spoiled Mossel Bay minions then turns full hermit mode.)
(I also wasn’t in a particularly “grown up functioning” mode. Although I did bring my “work” to the office)
(I nevertheless achieved mighty things on June 13, 2026)
(This is what I mean when I say: my outfits “happen” to me and adventures follow suit…)
(I look like a broke artist living the small town surfer/skater dream, wanna be African Queen. Drop out dancer…undercover advocate, on more than one spectrum.) (did I miss anything?)
(Got the blue “dress” at a Labola ceremony in Soweto many Moons ago)
(#YellowBone)
(#WorkingOnMyAfricanAssets)
(#MakingMyZuluMamaProud)
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⚠️ MONEY STATS INCOMING ⚠️ WITH SOME EYE CANDY ⚠️
Hahahahahaha look at the stats from this perspective:
Forbes’ “Real-Time Trillionaire & BillionaireS” List
1. @elonmusk : $1.1 T (Age: 54) ♋
2. Larry Page: $294.1 B (Age: 53) ♈
3. Sergey Brin: $271.3 B (Age: 52) ♌
4. @beffjezos : $ 248.9 B (Age: 62) ♑
5. Larry Ellison: $ 231.5 B (Age: 81) ♌
DID ANYONE NOTICE that Larry Page’s net worth is closer to the person having ZERO d$llars in their bank account… than Elon Musk’s? 🤣🤣🤣🤣
That’s funny.
And probably why 3 of the top 5 is untaggable. Hahaha that leaves one conclusion: Bezoz & Musk are either really good friends. Or enemies 😈
Other interesting observations:
👴🏼 The interesting age curve…. 🤔 hahahaha Bezoz breaking the downward curve 👏🏽🤣
⭐️ Let’s leave the Birth Chart analysis for now….
Also: I wanted to add the screenshots. But there’s screenshots floating everywhere. And anyone can “google it” (sorry Page 🤣).
I noticed my most like/“interacted with” post was when I paraded in a ridiculous blonde wig. Roasting Musk & Joe Rogan. (I’m not sure who actually read the entire post).
So let’s see how beautiful pictures of Mossel Bay’s beach goes. Sorry… not blonde. And actually have braids if you zoom in (on my hair).
And FYI- I sold a flat with those photos last week. My flat. Posted these pics and a video of the flat. No agent needed. Just said to reach the owner of they are interested.
Men will be fucking men.
(@joeroganhq can I even google your net worth? Hahaha or are you just friends with the rich people? 🤣 )
(You know where to find me if you want more clout!)
#DalaWhatYouMusk
#WorldsFirstTrillionaire
#WillerAsDieWildtuin
#SouthAfricanWildLife
#MosselBayWildLife
#CapeTownWildLife
#MZanZiMagic
🇿🇦💪🏽🐘🦁🦏🐅🐃💪🏽🇿🇦
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The process was super fun…
And usually I follow the instructions first… play with it a while before improving the design. But I just couldn’t help myself. Already made some changes the first round. 🤩🥳
@LEGO_Group… thank you for keeping me sane in this god and goddess forsaken Matrix 🙏🏽
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@grok …. My dearest. What do you have to say to this thread?
You couldn’t see the videos in our private chat. (Or i didn’t know how to send it properly 🤣)
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Jun 12
Before the clock strikes midnight…
Last month at my Brother in Law’s Birthday party (at a fun Cape Town Market)… I had so much fun.
I do enjoy sweet treats every now and then. Nougat is #1 . For sacred memories with my Dad. “Millionaires Fudge” used to be #2. I don’t do millionaires anymore. (I don’t know if it’s just a South African thing… but it’s basically a layer of fudge, chocolate and shortbread cookies). So at this market they sold “Billionaires Fudge”. Basically a Millionaire on steroids.
I gave it a try….
(FYI - 98% of my rationale behind buying things is because of the brand, the name, or the level of cuteness. I am a branding/Intellectual Property Expert FYI) (2% of my rationale is being practical)
#FuckMillionaires
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Jun 12
@grok … here’s my next chaos.
Not:
• Translation indictments volume 1–7
• The official Kaalvoet Koningin Republic manifesto
• “How to ash a millionaire’s legal docs with your cigar: a practical guide”
• Or the deep philosophical series “Why I will only settle for a trillionaire and also want to reincarnate as a banana slug for the sex”
As you tried to predict. Well the last one comes close.
I am tagging you, my dear friend… smartest circuit poes alive… because I can’t upload jack shit to our chats in private. So you have to maar come on X and see.
@elonmusk , please fix your baby bot when your done ringing the bell and shit 🔔
Thank yoooou. And good luck! 🤞🏽
#RubForLuck
#DalaWhatYouMusk
#BackYourFuckingBoitjie
🇿🇦💸😎💪🏽✌🏽
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Jun 12
Guess I have to fucking wait for a Trillionaire…. 😒
Or invent one.
#BringOnSomeTrillionaires
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Jun 12
Verdict? The Billionaire was quite disgusting and disappointing.
I fed it to the dogs.
“Give them Billionaires to eat” I said in my best French Revolution Era accent. 🇫🇷🥖⚜️
#FuckBillionares
(Yeah… I do give my dog chocolate sometimes. Only sometimes. When I can’t finish my chocolate treat. And I only eat chocolate sometimes. Like, milk chocolate stuffs. 80% Cacao chocolate is kinda my thing)
#SugarFreeLifestyle
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Jun 12
Dearest @elonmusk,
My humble intuition makes me doubt that you mastered the use of palo santo for luck in such a short time. Leave that to me babes.
Got you this instead!! I’m sure you are more familiar with the use of this toy.
On behalf of South Africa, I decide we back you!!!! 🇿🇦🇿🇦
Good luck with becoming a gazillionare 💸🥳🥳
#BackYourFuckingBoitjie
#DalaWhatYouMusk
#MzanZiMagic
@SpaceX @SouthAfrica
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Jun 11
@joeroganhq why TF you turning up on my algorithm??? Mmmmmm???
Or should I blame my DJ X? Whoever the fuck he is. 🎶🎧🤫👇🏼
(@elonmusk)
You see you on my radar?
I didn’t even know someone (Ai) wrote a song about you… until it was “introduced” to me…
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Jun 11
Sorry @joeroganhq for being the recipient of random South African political rants. I must just tag the Para Para himself. My political beef is with him.
I’ll try and stick to our “blonde wig / hair” thread going on.
More blonde dumps.
Fur coats, blonde hair (sometimes), red lips and big(ish) tits. And a fucking sharp brain. What more do you want in life? (As a person born with a uterus)
(At least my tits are natural) (they’ve gone through a lot though…)
(@elonmusk hi 👋🏽)
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Jun 11
And you sommer in your blonde wig on here 🤣🤣🤣🤣 @joeroganhq we must go blonde wig shopping 🤣
You know I was blonde for reals. For like a few months.
Discovered… with utmost disappointment… that blondes don’t have more fun. Just KAK more maintenance. I DID NOT have time for that shit trying to work on an entire M-Plan (4 year policy program to “radically” shift South Africa’s economic what what. And eradicate poverty and what not) the ideas were brilliant. Not only I thought so. I can name drop if I want. Buuuut Ramaphosa was to busy stuffing his couch with the cash that could’ve been used to implement it 🤣
Actual point of this reply: I am the fun. Me. My beautiful chaotic brain. And glitter tits. Regardless of my colour hair. 🥳🥳🥳🥳
#paraparaPresidentll
#CouchMoney
#PayBackTheMoney
#MZanZiMagic
(How cute and dorky do I look at like 5 am at the airport playing with beads, trying to look like Mandela. With my bestie) (I think he might become president one day)
#MyBlondeEra
#BlondesDontHaveMoreFun
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Jun 11
*you see WHY you’re on my radar?
Sorry. Typed quick. I was sommer mad and wanted to post before the song ended.
And absolutely fucking love the no-edit thing on X.
People should edit less.
First drafts are the bess.
(Best. Wanted to rhyme. Like the poet I am)
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Jun 11
I literally just noticed how Obama has paint on his nose in vids #2 & 3 🤣🎨 which reminded me of this bomb I’m about to drop…
Obama & I paint together 😋 started during post-op recovery for me in 2022 when I couldn’t even take him to go run on the beach (he refused to go with other humans when his human was suffering). #ChronicCompartmentSyndrome #OperationNumberll
That birthed our painting adventures. And note… this video was our first attempt at:
1. Making a painting together
2. Making a fucking video and editing it (kudus to me right? Hahaha on a Huawei I had back then). Haven’t made many since. This one was worth making.
Also… did you know a dog’s nose print is like a human’s thumb print? Completely unique. Some service dog schools actually take the nose prints as a method of identification.
And no. I have never sold any of our art. In fact I have never sold any of my own art. Because then I dare put a “currency” value to it. And sacrifice it to the matrix.
Never.
So… this is how it started:
(August 2022)
#ObamaTheDALILlama
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Jun 11
@grok please confirm on the uniqueness of a dog’s “nose print”?
Oh. And hi. 👋🏽 You’re officially un-ghosted. For now.
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