Comedian

Joined May 2011
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Daniel Fernandes retweeted
Replying to @absolutelydanny
@absolutelydanny what an incredible show man ! 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 hats off to the incredible story telling. Everyone should go and witness this beautiful tour by Daniel Fernandes - “Do you know who I am ?” Yes, now we do and the whole world will, very soon 🍉🍉 #🍉
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Please join us in wishing the best PM we've ever had on his birthday 🎈🎂❤️
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Your platform is the world's biggest shit bowl. Sit down you twat!
7 Sep 2025
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Reminder: WE don't get to say, "How could this happen???"
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25 Jun 2025
Replying to @SachdevaAmita
aunty ye dekho who are you to save sanatan?
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Oh I'm very familiar with the legal process. My lawyers are hoping you are the one they will be going up against in court, and based on what we've seen from you in the last 24 hours, it doesn't look like they'll even break a sweat. Good luck ☺️
While you may choose to dismiss the notice and mock the process, let it be made absolutely clear, mocking Indian values, culture, and Sanatan Dharma is not without consequences. What you call sarcasm is, in reality, a targeted insult, and we do not take it lightly. Sanatan Dharma has withstood centuries of invasions, distortions, and bigotry, and it will not bow to your selective outrage or veiled contempt. Legal action is not a threat; it is a duty we owe to Dharma and to justice. Since you seem unfamiliar with the legal process, let me walk you through it, not because I seek your validation as a “good lawyer” (I don’t), but so there’s no ambiguity. Before approaching the court, a formal police complaint is filed, which is already in process. Once procedural requirements are met, we will move to the appropriate legal forum. We will see you in court. 🙂
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"Legal action awaits if he defies the deadline" If you were paying attention to the notice that YOU sent, you'd know that the deadline has been defied. File your case. We'll see you in court. And while you're at it, hire a good lawyer.
Replying to @SachdevaAmita
His Cunning Defense Exposed in Reply to Rejoinder (June 2025): Hiding Behind “Art”: Deftly calls mocking Pahalgam attack (26 deaths) “satire,” evading accountability for hurting victims’ families. Misusing Free Speech: Claims Article 19(1)(a) shields insulting @AmitShah Ji and calling Bharat a “fucking country,” ignoring legal boundaries. Deflecting Blame: Equates his comedy to political rallies, sidestepping his insults to Bharat Mata & Maatru Devo Pitru Devo Bhava. Arrogant Legal Taunt: Invites lawsuits, relying on followers’ support to amplify fame, showing no remorse. Deceptive Political Ploy: Challenges us to file cases against 3 politicians for hate speech to remove the video, a blatant diversion. Mocking Culture: Dismisses Sanatana Dharma & Vedic values as “references,” scorning Hindu sentiments. His cunning weaves legal jargon & manipulative tactics to dodge responsibility. His followers’ vile comments mirror his crass comedy, deepening the hurt. We urge Indians to reject this deceit & uphold #BharatMata #CulturalRespect. Legal action awaits if he defies the deadline. @SanatanPrabhat @OpIndia_com @SanjeevSanskrit
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Dude you have 2 followers. Stop tweeting and just give them a call 🤣🤣🤣
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Look who's deflecting now... 👀
I would suggest that hiding behind sarcasm does not absolve one from accountability. Mocking terror attacks, demeaning Bharat Mata, and ridiculing Sanatan values isn’t satire, it’s a conscious insult to millions. And if you're genuinely concerned about online abuse, I hope you’re equally vocal when Hindus are mocked, abused, or threatened, including in your own content. Let’s not deflect. Let’s be honest.
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Daniel Fernandes retweeted
Freedom of Speech or Freedom to Insult Bharat Mata? Comedian @absolutelydanny, in his reply to the legal notice served by Adv. @AdkarMakarand and Adv. Amita Sachdeva, attempts to justify his derogatory YouTube video and X post by hiding behind the shield of Article 19(1)(a), claiming it as "freedom of expression." In his response, he shockingly defends mocking the tragic Pahalgam terror attack, ridicules Hon’ble Home Minister @AmitShah, and disgustingly remarks that India is so filled with hate it could export it to other countries, all of which he dismisses as mere "satire." What’s even more appalling is the cheering from his followers, who echo his tasteless mockery with vile and juvenile remarks, completely disregarding the hurt such content causes. For this so-called comedian, Bharat, whom Hindus revere as Bharat Mata, is reduced to being just a "fucking country," and our sacred values of Matru Devo Bhava, Pitru Devo Bhava are made the butt of his jokes. Would such freedom be tolerated if the subject of his mockery belonged to another religion? Is this selective outrage and brazen contempt for Hindu sentiments acceptable in the name of comedy? #BharatMata #CulturalRespect #StopMockingFaith
Mr. Danial Fernandes (@absolutelydanny), We, Adv. Makarand D. Adkar (@AdkarMakarand) & Adv. Amita Sachdeva, have sent you a notice dated May 30, 2025, regarding your offensive YouTube video "The Kashmir Terror Attack youtube.com/watch?v=3xALPKtw…… and X post dated April 14, 2025. The content insults cultural values, stereotypes India, and trivialises the Pahalgam terror attack, deeply hurting public sentiments. Objectionable statements: 1. YouTube (4:07–4:21): Mocks Union Home Minister @AmitShah Ji, questioning his competence and undermining governance trust post-attack. 2. YouTube (9:28–9:45): Labels India as a “hate-filled” nation, damaging its global image and offending citizens valuing unity. 3. YouTube (16:09–16:57): Calls citizens “insects” and suggests they crave violence, insulting India’s peace advocacy. 4. YouTube (22:21–23:15): Jokes about nuclear war solving the Kashmir issue, trivializing the conflict and disrespecting victims. 5. YouTube (21:33–22:02): Defames journalist Arnab Goswami (@republic) with violent imagery, attacking media credibility. 6. YouTube (20:00–20:02): Makes light of the Pahalgam attack’s 26 deaths, joking about family members being “shot,” causing emotional harm. 7. X Post: Uses profanity (“fucking country”), blames parents for societal issues, and mocks sacred values like Matru Devo Bhava, offending cultural reverence. We urge you to remove the video and post by June 3, 2025, to avoid legal action. Let’s restore comedy’s dignity by fostering unity, not division. #ResponsibleComedy #RespectCulture
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You're attributing somebody else's words to me? Is this a trick you learned in law school? 😊 Who stretched the idea of freedom of expression to include threats of rape and violence your RW fans dish out like dessert I wonder then? 🤔 You're unravelling ma'am. Have some ☕.
This reflects the level to which comedian @absolutelydanny has stretched the idea of freedom of expression.
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Folks, I've received another notice. The saga continues...
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