Attorney to all (@BatesLawPLLC), consigliere & hired gun for few / FSU B.A. & FSU J.D. / Habitual line-stepper / #GoNoles 🍢
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11 Dec 2021
No, the 2013 @FSUFootball National Championship team is.
P.S. I feel like I have to re-argue this point AT LEAST once a year 😩😂
10 Dec 2021
I am once again asking you…
Is the 2019 #LSU team the greatest of all time? 😳 @JJettas2 @Real10jayy__
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24 Jan 2022
Breaking News: The Supreme Court fixes racism… 🙄😂
24 Jan 2022
BREAKING: Supreme Court agrees to hear challenge to affirmative action programs at Harvard and University of North Carolina
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Aaron Carter Bates, Esq. retweeted
21 Jan 2022
What a great tweet! 🤣🤣
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21 Jan 2022
Welp.
Singer Meat Loaf died after falling seriously ill with COVID-19, according to TMZ. He had previously spoken out against vaccine mandates and COVID rules, saying: "If I die, I die, but I’m not going to be controlled"
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19 Jan 2022
One thing I find hilarious about my life as a lawyer is that I almost never pick up the phone - and reach out to who you assume I would reach out to FIRST - when a client is in a jam and needs legal help lol. It's almost always someone unexpected…
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18 Jan 2022
Again, don’t we thank Jimbo for this? I don’t think he was wrong about all of his unaddressed complaints about the admin and program in. Tallahassee… #GoNoles 🍢
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18 Jan 2022
Just an “intern” didn’t catch the attention of POTUS; she’s clearly bright and hilarious…
18 Jan 2022
*pulls up a chair*
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18 Jan 2022
I’m hoping at some point, the method to my madness will make sense to someone other than me… 😭
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17 Jan 2022
In other words, the #GoGators have been incredibly overrated during the last decade, and their Fanbase remains one of the most delusional in all of college sports. FSU & UGA have national titles since 2013. The Gators? 😭
17 Jan 2022
Since Florida’s last national title in 2008:
One top 5 finish
3 losing seasons
Zero SEC Championships
Five different Head Coaches
5-7 vs FSU
6-7 vs UGA
4-9 vs LSU (with one notable shoe throw)
0-8 vs Alabama
And has had to watch each of the 4 win a natty since ‘08.
POVERTY
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17 Jan 2022
I don't care what anybody says, being a Cowboys fan is tortuous. Specifically, remembering the triplets and how far that is in the past. We haven't won a playoff game in 30 years lol. I hate everything. #DALvsSF
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17 Jan 2022
I hate Mike McCarthy 😑 #SFvsDAL
16 Jan 2022
I came in 100% expecting the @dallascowboys to lose, so this score is 0% surprising 😂 #SFvsDAL
16 Jan 2022
I came in 100% expecting the @dallascowboys to lose, so this score is 0% surprising 😂 #SFvsDAL
Aaron Carter Bates, Esq. retweeted
15 Jan 2022
Right. Deion seems smart enough to not get in his own way AND to listen to good advice. He’s not my top choice, but I would be OK with him.
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15 Jan 2022
How many not very bright people do you think died as a result of President Donald Trump’s incompetence or inhumane policies? Aren’t we CLEARLY over 500k dead thx to the mail order steak salesman who’s dad was a slum lord? #GOPCoup
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15 Jan 2022
He is another Donald Trump. He began believing his own headlines and went from a decent comedian who hosted Fear Factor and knows MMA, to a respected authority on stuff he’s not even remotely qualified to opine on like vaccines and Covid 😭💀 FOH Joe…
15 Jan 2022
Pride and ego will kill a man faster than anything else.
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14 Jan 2022
Be easyyyyyy. We’re working on it… 😎 @biggameJames_36
13 Jan 2022
Florida law needs to be changed ASAP
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13 Jan 2022
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13 Jan 2022
Someone tell my friend here that there is very little I won't approve in order to get us back to 2013. I'm talking 1980s, Dennis Erickson’s Miami / SMU levels of “competition”… 😭 #GoNoles 🍢
11 Dec 2021
Best Twitter feed in 2021. Thanks for the reminders and reassuring us Noles who is the greatest of all time. U da man NoleFam 🙌👊👍
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