son, father, astronaut

Joined March 2009
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This ai generated logo in my neighborhood is driving me loco
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There are alvin and the chipmunks everywhere for those with eyes to see them
Not how I expected this to end
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It’s wild that we used to have like 20 photographs max from our childhood, but now I seem to take 20 pictures a day of my kids
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I accidentally became deeply parasocially invested in the health of a sick baby on tiktok and now I obsessively check their account every few hours to make sure no sad updates have been posted
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You don’t hate AI enough
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They should have milk flavored ice cream
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How come pets don’t get long hair
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Can’t believe the pitt would depict a non-liberal 😭
and FUCK this lady i knew she was weird af when i saw her being all buddy buddy with the ice officer last week
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Project Hail Mary, I loved you
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Now Seated
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Fighting antisemitism by demanding a list of jews
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Looked at my phone to see if it was raining instead of turning my head 45° to look outside
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They should call them chomp sticks because I be chompin’ with them
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Time to log onto X to be fed my daily dose of vagueposting and recycled tiktok slop
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acpotus retweeted
Trump's shortsighted foreign policy is bringing us to the brink of war with Iran and allowing Iran to accelerate nuclear program—just to please Saudis and Netanyahu. This is not America first.
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acpotus retweeted
Now that Obama’s poll numbers are in tailspin – watch for him to launch a strike in Libya or Iran. He is desperate.
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Insane pic choice
Far-right Minister Smotrich presents highway construction project in the West Bank, calls it "a step toward de facto sovereignty and against a Palestinian state"
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Who’s this guy
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No one ever framemogs anymore
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