#NAFO #FELLA #Ukrainian ๐บ๐ฆ. Daddy to a naughty German Shepherd ๐บ.
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You made me think of this old Ian Fleming (James Bond) quote: โThe way to catch Russians is to make them look foolish. Embarrass them. Laugh at them. They canโt stand it.โ -From Russia, with Love. 1957.
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Russia ๐ท๐บ can rename a rock song.
It can call a burning fuel site โdebris.โ
It can count 172 buildings and call that progress.
But it cannot fill the pump, clear the road, or shut up its own witnesses. โฌ๏ธ๐บ๐ฆ๐ง
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EWW. WHO HAS GAS?
Russia: Not me! And I can prove it, comrade. See the chart. ๐ท๐บโฌ๏ธโฌ๏ธโฌ๏ธโฌ๏ธ
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Russia ๐ท๐บ is having a rough weekend at the front.
Ukraine ๐บ๐ฆ is adding air support to the group chat.
300 Ukrainian Angry Birds are headed toward Russia tonight. Putin wanted more war. Ukraine keeps returning it by air. โฌ๏ธโฌ๏ธโฌ๏ธโฌ๏ธ
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Milbloggers Panic: Russia ๐ท๐บ Retreats From Lyman
If you think the northern flank is quiet, think again. Milbloggers report that Ukraine ๐บ๐ฆ is pressing across a 12-kilometer front near key towns, while tactical pressure is increasing near Shandrigolovo. Check the blue arrows:โฌ๏ธ
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Russian ๐ท๐บ soldiers watch impotently as a Ukrainian ๐บ๐ฆ drone approaches and detonates.
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Putin ๐ท๐บ chose Russia Day to say Ukraine ๐บ๐ฆ could not cause Russia โserious problems.โ
Then, refineries burned. The concert moved indoors. Airports restricted flights. Russian war channels described the road to Crimea as coming under pressure. โฌ๏ธ๐บ๐ฆ๐ง
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WELL, WELL, WELL...
Ukraine ๐บ๐ฆ owns Konstantinovka ๐บ๐ฆ.
Trolls Take Note: The Wall Street Journal just published a Ukraine front-line map that looks (shockingly ๐คฃ) like mine. Russians who dare enter the city are transmuting into beautiful sunflowers. ๐ป๐ป๐ปโฌ๏ธโฌ๏ธโฌ๏ธโฌ๏ธ
KONSTANTINOVKA ๐บ๐ฆ IS BECOMING A RUSSIAN ๐ท๐บGRAVEYARD
Ukraine owns Konstantinovka. Russian forces are trapped in a handful of streets. Every attempt to advance gets shredded by Ukrainian drones before they can move. This isn't a battle, it's an execution. (2 of 2) ๐ฏโฌ๏ธโฌ๏ธโฌ๏ธ๐ฏ
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Should Ukraine ๐บ๐ฆ give Russia ๐ท๐บ a break to rest?
Nope. 280 Ukrainian ๐บ๐ฆ Angry Birds are on their way to Russia. โฌ๏ธโฌ๏ธโฌ๏ธโฌ๏ธ
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This is how Crimea gets squeezed. Not one magic strike. Every northern route gets slower, narrower, riskier.
Chongar. Arabat. Perekop. Stavki. Preobrazhenka. Mirne.
Russia ๐ท๐บ wanted a land corridor.
Ukraine ๐บ๐ฆ is making a bottleneck. โฌ๏ธโฌ๏ธโฌ๏ธโฌ๏ธ
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A ship in the Gulf of Finland called the coast guard because it no longer knew where it was.
Russiaโs ๐ท๐บ war on Ukraine ๐บ๐ฆ has reached Europe without tanks. Moscow isnโt crossing lines. Itโs making the lines unreliable. โฌ๏ธ๐บ๐ฆ๐ง
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Iranian ๐ฎ๐ท Drones? Nope.
Ukrainian ๐บ๐ฆ Behemoths racked up to say hello to Russia ๐ท๐บ.
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***CORRECTION*** Ukrainian ๐บ๐ฆ Behemoths are racked up like Iranian Drones to say hello to Russia ๐ท๐บ.
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RUSSIAN MILBLOGGERS ARE LOSING IT: โฌ๏ธโฌ๏ธโฌ๏ธโฌ๏ธ
"Deterioration of the situation in the area of Kamensk on the West-Zaporizhia direction not only persists, but also develops. Evidence of the enemy's buildup of presence to the east of Stepnogorsk and the occupation of new positions to the southeast of this city have been appearing on the Internet for quite some time."
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HAS HELL FROZEN OVER?
Russian Milbloggers ๐ท๐บ Admits Russia only holds small corners of Konstantinovka ๐บ๐ฆ: "Russian assault troops have achieved significant successes...in the south-west. On the western flank, the settlement of Rossoshnoe has been liberated." (5% Control). โฌ๏ธโฌ๏ธ
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Are the birds headed straight for Moscow ๐ท๐บ?
250 Ukrainian ๐บ๐ฆ Angry Birds are on their way to Russian nests! โฌ๏ธโฌ๏ธโฌ๏ธโฌ๏ธ
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Ukrainian ๐บ๐ฆ Angry Birds are in the air!
Air defense alerts are lighting up across Russia ๐ท๐บ. Confused Russians who ignored the war until now will have another sleepless night. โฌ๏ธโฌ๏ธโฌ๏ธโฌ๏ธ
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Putin ๐ท๐บ sold Crimea as Russiaโs prize. Now, Russian war bloggers are warning Russians not to go.
Fuel queues. Bus transfers. Dead coupons. Ukraine ๐บ๐ฆ isnโt just hitting the war machine. Itโs making Russia wait. โฌ๏ธ๐บ๐ฆ๐ง
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Wait! I thought Russia ๐ท๐บ was about to take Lyman ๐บ๐ฆ!?!
Nope. The Russians walked into a prepared Ukrainian kill zone and never entered the city. Now, Milbloggers admit Russians are falling back to the Zherebets, hoping it will act as a moat. Check out the Blue Arrows. โฌ๏ธโฌ๏ธโฌ๏ธโฌ๏ธ
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Hold up! Isn't Russia ๐ท๐บ supposed to be winning in Donetsk?
Russian Milbloggers are now claiming that their patriotic comrades are ADVANCING EAST, BACK TOWARD RUSSIA. Meanwhile, "Terrified Ukrainians ๐บ๐ฆ" are chasing them with BLUE ARROWS and DRONES. Check out the BLUE ARROWS:โฌ๏ธ
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