From left to right is the severity of how your night will go. Boomed to Mad Dog is bad enough, but Night Train?
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You are one of the Lord’s strongest warriors after that
Woke up with ZERO recollection of how I got home, Bongos on the wrong feet, purple stain all down the front of my fit, fully dressed with my purse on my arm and I had to get ready for work. 90's was A TIME!! 😩😩
My bf was having trouble sleeping so I recommended a bath with salt.
He was like “that’s not gonna work,” *grumble taurus nigga noises*
I made my bath cocktail and told his stubborn ass to try it. He passed out so quick I thought the nigga died.
Eddie Murphy did a zig zag obstacle course line of coke, smacked Rick James in the back of his braids and beads, & went in that studio and slid his entire ass across “Party All the Time” just for fucking funsies.