Martini sleeper, ever optimistic Charlton, 🏴 and NY Giants fan. Mess about with VAT during working hours. Opinions my own.
Joined April 2013
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Anybody who has been to Buc ee’s will agree.
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This Frenchman describing Buc-ee’s is the only thing you need today
(IG: Erosbrousson)
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If you’re an insurance company that wants somebody to provide a witness statement to support your driver why send them an uneditable pdf that has to be hand written and make it impossible to get through to speak to somebody because you only provide a switchboard number 🤦♂️ useless
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If at first you don’t succeed. Get back in your bike and pedal faster.
16.5 miles
Saturday 00:45:03
Sunday 00:44:53
#turbotrainer
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Please dad can I have some more (checks notes, I’m chopping cucumber and peppers for a salad 🤷♂️)
#labrador
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Today’s ride was powered by the music of Survivor.
I’m hacked off I missed my 45 minute target for 16.5 miles by 3 seconds 😭
average speed 21.98 mph 😳
#feelingfit
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I am a domestic goddess! satay sauce for tonight’s Thai chicken skewers
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Got on the scales today, turns out cycling really does help you lose weight. 2 stone gone #waterweight
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Essex Addick 🏴 retweeted
Ah, so apparently there is a flat pitch in London for people to bat on!
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Essex Addick 🏴 retweeted
Important to give Stokes and Atkinson the benefit of the doubt. Given everything this week they probably just met an inconsistent bouncer
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The value of a single tree…
QP or share yours.
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25 minutes before she jumped and landed awkwardly. vet confirms she’s sprained / twisted her back.
10 days of rest, anti-inflammatories and painkillers 🤦♂️
I now have to manage a 3 year old Labrador that is on enforced rest. Please send gin (for me not the dog)
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Excuse the crap photography.
A family of wrens have hatched underneath our balcony.
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Find somebody who looks at you the way Bramble looks at a gravy bone
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