Pro tip: Turn Chili’s into an infinite money printer
- Sign up to the Chilis app for free chips and salsa with every visit
- Get the “3-for-me” deal to get a drink, soup/salad, and a smash burger with fries all for $11
- Feast on as much chips and salsa as you can consume, and eat your soup, for at least 1,500 calories total
- Get your entire burger and fries to go because you’re already full
- 2 meals, 4,000 calories, for about $14 after tax and tip
- Trade all this excess energy for more money ($50) by selling your plasma at Biolife
- Profit $36, repeat indefinitely
There is simply no excuse to be hungry or poor.