Satoshi is definitely dead

take this as a warning.

Imagine my surprise when @Pumpfun and @donatedotgg collaborated to enable charities to directly benefit from token launches. As of May 4, 2026, this has raised over $162k for the @StJude mission. For those that don't know. Families never receive a bill from St. Jude for treatment, travel, housing or food. The funds raised are going to go a long way in support of our mission. I'd personally like to give a massive shout out to @a1lon9 and @leap_xyz for making this possible. As always, verify transactions to see the truth. The below transaction is for the flow of funds from the Donate.gg platform to the St. Jude Solana wallet. solscan.io/tx/4guf7u8XXipYpX… Disclaimer: Opinions expressed are solely my own and do not express the views or opinions of my employer. For media outlets that are interested in this story, please reach out directly.