nobly withstanding the vast brunt of it
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Apr 15
I am not immune to timeline prompt posts. I started HRT when I was 20, and I was on 2mg of estrogen a day for a long time. Attached, we have, roughly: 2 years pre-HRT; 2 years post-HRT; 10 years post-HRT; 18 years post-HRT. Quite happy with the results.
ALT Old, analog photo: What looks like a young man (you have to say that because the person in the picture turned out to be a trans woman) sitting in a booth at a Frankie and Bennys. The person has very short, blonde hair, wire-rimmed glasses, thick eyebrows, and is wearing a black collared shirt with pink pinstripes
ALT A you g trans woman, too thin, like so many of us are at that age, in a white outfit wearing a complicated beaded necklace, sitting on a couch and laughing. She has short, red hair with swooping bangs. She is laughing. Eyebrows less intense. Someone nearby is holding a beer bottle.
ALT Selfie. A young woman in a crisp white shirt, undone to show a bit of cleavage. Her hair is long, and almost wispy, dark brown with blunt bangs. No glasses, just blue eyes and a bold red lip.
ALT Selfie. Three-quarter shot so Avery could include her breasts, which seem full if a little sunburned. That necklace from the second photo is back! Her hair is still long, the bangs less blunt and the brown a lot lighter, with a bunch of greys, too. She’s wearing a cream v-neck/scoop neck button-up long sleeved tee, it’s weird but it looks good. From Abercrombie in 2019, I think.
trans women: how old were you when you started hrt and are you happy with your results so far?
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Read my new book, "I Went Hunting For Bigfoot, But I Found A Friend: How A Stranger And I Bonded Over Murdering Bigfoot."
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I want to raise my hand as someone who loved INSIDE at the time and still loves it today. very layered and profound piece of work, funny and cathartic, far from the worst of the celebrity covid lifestyle flaunt projects. if you loved it too, know you are not alone
Jun 13
the peak of covid psychosis was when people were convinced that a bo burnham musical comedy special was an important piece of art
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bought a few more years for my feng shui consultancy, but at the cost of working exclusively on the home studio setups of popular video game streamers after pitching this ancient and beautiful practice to them as “optimizing the loot path for your chi”
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the picture my girlfriend paints of what happens to our bedsheets during the night—and my role in proceedings—is nothing more than a pack of lies and a frightening inversion of the real situation on the mattress
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we could be living in a post-climate crisis utopia right now, using dynakov’s process to shunt excess carbon into the past and isolate pollution to specific points in history, but the government stopped further research because it kept spoiling important people’s birthdays
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Jun 13
okay so when michael was waking up and noticing that the deep wound on his hand had mysteriously healed I shouted a perfect “what!?” and the entire theater laughed it was a perfect moment for me and I love living so close to the revue what a perfect place what a perfect night
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Jun 12
we all know money is fake, but the idea of an individual being worth a trillion dollars really shines a light on it. like, if the system has put that much “value” on someone who isn’t worth a single cent, the system must be fundamentally wrong. “money” as an idea must be wrong
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Jun 12
something nice maybe about being able to say that, regardless of the quality of the material or reaction of the audience, the things I write—small and throwaway as they are—have the increasingly-rare value of being made by a person thinking in the distinct way only humans can
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Jun 12
“keep flooding the internet with LLM-generated slop, you fools, it only makes my stupid posts more important”
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“yeah I just wanted to flag that if we’re really worried about capacity there are billions of wetware data processing centers sitting idle for eight hours a night”
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Jun 12
not naming names but the person in this apartment who pays for the TCM subscription just asked me “has spielberg made an alien movie before?”
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Avery Edison retweeted
Jun 11
every new york convenience store i’ve walked into tonight is fresh out of cash. “some other guy took it first” they’re all saying. “our money is that other guy’s money sorry”
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Jun 11
not sure if this is intended behavior but I can’t pull off Settled Stone when I’m wearing my granite charm. I imagine it’s a conflict with mineral attunement slots, but my statue-self needs the rocksmith glamour buff to pass as a labyrinth centerpiece or it won’t trick the lich
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Avery Edison retweeted
Jun 11
for lunch BBC is considering either a juicy steak, a wilted salad, or ruminating on the idea of lunch itself
The BBC is reportedly close to choosing a new showrunner for 'DOCTOR WHO'.
The shortlist includes names like Tony Gilroy ('ANDOR'), Sam Levinson ('EUPHORIA'), and Damon Lindelof ('LOST').
(Source: deadline.com/2026/06/doctor-…)
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Mar 12
“I Don’t Understand How Or Why I Would Even *Have* Complex PTSD” Reports Friend On Fifteenth Year Of Life Being Ruined By Complex PTSD
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Jun 11
close to calling the cops on this guy with the teletubby avatar getting in my mentions to drone humorlessly about how the vatican arranges scented dried flowers when visiting france’s capital. yep, it’s the po-po for po-faced po posts re: posed paris pot pourri popery
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Jun 11
I’m actually pretty well-known around court. you’ve heard people say “at twice, my liege” right? yeah, I’m the one who suggested that. “‘at once’ is not enough!” I said to our liege. he *loved* it. very tight with him now, barely even have to call him “liege” anymore
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first day on the yard at tesseract prison you need to go up to the biggest guy who’s also the smallest guy and entangle him with a decaying neutron until you get sent to the singularity holovault universe—I can hide a cake with an infinite number of files in it there
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Doctor who vanishing forever in a puff of indecisive nostalgia is a fantastic bit of symbolism for the general way things have gone for post-Thatcher Cool Britannia Global Britain since 2008
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Jun 10
be early to the next “check out this under-appreciated prestige tv show!” wave by devouring by any means necessary one of the great american novels, HALT AND CATCH FIRE
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If you’ve heard about HALT AND CATCH FIRE (perhaps from my near-incessant posting about it) but are put off by the time commitment or talk of season one’s in-progress feel, please know that this stuff is what you have to look forward to by season four:
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