Affordable Housing Builder

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9 Jun 2016
Only 54% of 2015 grads have full-time jobs. But remember, the fed says the economy is looking good bit.ly/25Ofnjp

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21 Sep 2022
. @NCPublicSafety - witnessed some of your agents cause a car accident in Asheville today due to reckless driving, where is the best place to file a formal complaint?
24 Jul 2022
My wife mentioned gazpacho multiple times today and this comic comes to mind every time
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I have drawn my tweet, as is my custom
14 May 2021
Anyone have experience dealing with Progressive Insurance claims? It's been over a week since my wife had an accident and our car is still sitting in insurance limbo, and we can't get in touch with our adjuster.
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10 May 2021
I passed 8 gas stations on my way home and they were all out of gas. 2021 is feeling comfortably apocalyptic after 2020.
16 Apr 2021
This was the best 46 seconds of my day
15 Apr 2021
This was a wild 46 seconds
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26 Mar 2021
Egypt's recovery response to the boat stuck in the Suez Canal
12 Mar 2021
Just got vaccinated, but all I could think of was this line from @bluthquotes

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19 Jan 2021
I couldn't hope for a better synopsis of Trump's narcissism on his last day of office. nytimes.com/interactive/2021…

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8 Jan 2021
Napoleon was sent off to Elba, Trump was sent off of Twitter
Aaron Ernst retweeted
Well that escalated steadily for four years.
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6 Jan 2021
I guess we've finally answered this question

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6 Jan 2021
Thank goodness the insurrectionists are also anti-maskers. This makes identification much easier.
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18 Dec 2020
Glad this stimulus will cover almost a month of health insurance for one person
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15 Nov 2020
Trump must have been rewatching #TheOffice before it leaves Netflix, just like the rest of us. I CONCEDE NOTHING

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4 Nov 2020
The Cruelty Is the Point - The Atlantic #Election2020 theatlantic.com/ideas/archiv…

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4 Nov 2020
I keep yelling "HOW?!!!" at my computer, maybe that will help things #ElectionNight
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4 Nov 2020
So the local candidate who wove a misleading tale about his connection to the military won the conservative vote over a retired Colonel. You know, the kind of Colonel that is actually in the military
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Aaron Ernst retweeted
People living outside the US, please scroll past this tweet, it’s not for you Great news, it’s “I’ve met my deductible” season! Now is the time to get all that preventive healthcare before 2020 runs out and your insurance company arbitrarily makes everything unaffordable again!
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