Laugh your heart out, dance in the rain. Cherish the moment, ignore the pain. Live. Laugh. Love. Forgive and forget. Life is too short to be living with regrets
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30 Jun 2022
If you believe there is a god, and "he" will send people who have abortions to hell, why don't you let "him" deal with it then & mind your own fucking business?
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24 Jan 2022
Struggled with this one today 😅
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2 Jun 2021
Just wanna go on record and say that I am HERE for the return of tye dye 😍😍😍
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21 Dec 2020
I am STILL hungover from Saturday night so adulthood can go fuck itself 🤢
16 Dec 2020
If you have an issue with swearing at a workplace where every single person in the building is over the age of 18 & no one deals directly with clients, there's a problem with YOU, not everyone else 🙃
#stfukaren
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4 Nov 2020
Trying to decide which one my husband will be more upset about:
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I don't pick up milk
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Milk delivery for $5
2 votes • Final results
14 May 2020
"can you keep you dog off my lawn? I have a kid that's allergic"
So sorry Karen, it must be terribly inconvenient for you to live within 6 feet of a public sidewalk on a busy road where people walk their dogs every day. Put up a fence.
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17 Apr 2020
Hey Busch! We had a dream destination wedding in Mexico planned for late March, which ended up getting cancelled 😢 We have a WI reception planned for June 27, and if that doesn't happen I'm not sure we have the mental capacity to plan again 😅 #BuschWeddingGift #Sweepstakes
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5 Apr 2020
The best part of AC New Horizons is that I get to see my double chin in every loading screen when I time travel
14 Mar 2020
I swear to fuck if my Mexico wedding gets cancelled I'm going to riot
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16 Mar 2020
Brb going to riot aka sit in the bathtub wearing my new bikinis & my floppy hat with a GIANT margarita and approximately 3 bottles of wine. #noimnotokthanksforasking
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13 Mar 2020
What does Autumn do when there is a toilet paper shortage?
Buy a bidet 😎
#worksmarternotharder
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12 Feb 2020
Did you guys know that garbanzo beans & chickpeas are the same thing?! 🤯