♣ // 26 // eyes closed head first can’t lose // 💖@cattthreefold // an aristotelian intellect // shockingly invested in baseball and movies
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31 Oct 2021
Experimenting with your gender identity is like playing with fire: it’s fun and cool and everyone should do it
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Everyone else: "Awww funny, the snake has a beard now, lmao Toby Fox is so quirky"
Deltarune fans:
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i think... we need to abandon the idea of media literacy.
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"allies" when you tell them that trans women pretty much universally hate having facial hair
"trans feminine butch is when beard"
how i know you've never met a butch trans woman
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HOMER NUMBER FOUR ON THE NIGHT FOR JOSHUA BAEZ!!!!
103.9 MPH OFF OF THE BAT AGAINST CARDINALS LEGEND JUNIOR FERNANDEZ
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“show don’t tell” bitches on their way to say “it wasn’t explicit enough” when it’s finally shown instead of told
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Portal opens, Abbott and Costello walk through. The movie is silent for three full minutes to allow the audience time to cheer.
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the way shion flirts shamelessly with human women but when she finds out genji is not an omnic she no longer finds him handsome >:3
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has anyone done this w toshiro and shion yet lmao
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so real from overwatch player Meowl
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Eureka High School grads are back home for the summer and made a stop at Busch Stadium to say what #stlcards fans everywhere are thinking 👀
#Walker4MVP
@EHSActivityDir | @KMOV
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"i will never be a wabbit" 💔
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Steve Harvey: Top 10 ANSWER ON THE BOARD, NAME ME A LEFTIST COUNTRY
*buzzzzzzzzzzz*
Saudi Arabia?
Steve Harvey so exasperated he's out of breath:
SAUDI ARABIA????
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Just found out JD Vance only converted to Catholicism in 2019 when Peter Thiel told him to. World’s first 35 year old man to get groomed by a pedophile
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yeah theyre gonna reveal shion likes girls
>backstory says she takes many lovers
>extremely into sojo from the get go
>"baptiste is currently the only known bisexual hero on the roster"
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Rob Schneider’s Accountant: You can’t do it
Actor Rob Schneider offers to pay the fines for any MLB Christian player who wears a Bible verse on their uniform.
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the clues are all in the places you'd most expect
We all failed to consider that the illuminati really would leave clues
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28 Oct 2025
finally drew the kiss!! #tadc #funnybunny
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Like, I’m not gonna try and say that this has no heart behind it or that the creative team has no heart behind it, but this really reeks of “Disney put this in the works in like late 2022/early 2023 cause they wanted a more palatable inoffensive Owl House”
First trailer for Disney's new animated film ‘HEXED’.
The film follows a girl who discovers her magical abilities & sets out on an adventure into a magical realm.
In theaters on November 25.
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Norway fans are doing a “Viking Row” up the escalator at Boston’s South Station before heading to the World Cup
Adding this to the list of things I’ve never seen before and probably never will again
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