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20 Mar 2023
It’s still not available. Can you check for me: AlexHsu824078 is my username
16 Mar 2023
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7 Jan 2023
Why do u not have self checkout #AMC #obvious #duh
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24 Dec 2017
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1 May 2017
Since we may not be let back in to America (under the current "administration"), where would you be okay being stranded in?
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28 Feb 2016
What am I supposed to do now? Swim across the East River to Manhattan and back? Go on a bender? Watch, like, a normal NBA game?
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14 Jul 2015
curiously my bose headphone remote stopped working with my iphone. i bet a new pair of Beats would have no problems... #applegreed
6 Nov 2013
the flu shot is $30 & flu mist is $58... What kind of wuss would pay $18 not to get stuck with a small needle?
12 Sep 2012
If I work out, I'd drive for a good 10 min. looking for a close parking spot. #missingthepoint #actuallyironic
7 Aug 2010
After squeezing into Ben's urinal, Aden predictably got splashed by Ben... Things that you miss out on as an only child?
14 Mar 2010
Trusting ur 8 year old to take ur 5 year old to get in line for a ride in Legoland is a momentous occasion, often unnoticed
7 Mar 2010
King Solomon moment of the week: got my 2 boys to separate the Lego Duplo by color into 2 piles so they won't fight over them (in theory)
23 Feb 2010
In order to read to my kids as Hagrid from Harry Potter, I have to channel Fat Bastard from Austin Powers. "Get in mah Belly Pottah!"
14 Feb 2010
Bought Rock Band to introduce my kids to Rock Legends. They now love Bon Jovi. Guess it's a start..
3 Feb 2010
Panda express has 2 spring rolls as a healthy item under 250 cal. I guess that means I can get 4 spring rolls as a healthy meal :P
1 Feb 2010
"I am sorry I have had to write you such a long letter, but I did not have time to write you a short one" - Blaise Pascal
1 Feb 2010
musicians make so much of their money off concerts now, they've really upped the production value of performances
1 Feb 2010
check out pink's cirque du soliel-esque grammy performance http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fGeWN3vR_MU

17 Sep 2009
Apprntly there's a Clubone in japantown w/ mostly empty olympic size pool? Few swimers were elders so u feel like ur in movie Cocoon & ...
6 Apr 2009
Just devoured the $7 yummiest frozen yogurt on 2nd ave & 14th. How does NYC have both the most debaucherious food & the best looking people?
6 Apr 2009
5:55 pm and there're 10 ppl waiting for Pearl's oyster bar in nyc to open. Arguably the best and most sinful lobster rolls in NY. Nom nom.