Bereft of all social charms.

Joined October 2009
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1 Dec 2019
Brb, framing this and putting it on my wall
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Jun 15
Vegas losing is delicious on its own, but Carter Hart playing like absolute shit makes it so much better 🤗
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Jun 12
I’m not sure there’s anything less attractive than a grown man diving in soccer
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Jun 6
Kicked off a year full of concerts with The Black Keys 🤩
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Jun 5
Happy Thursday it’s always a good day when Carter Hart doesn’t get to have nice things 🤗
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May 10
Happy Mother’s Day to all the moms and shoutout to mine. Months ago we decided to go on a trip together and she told me to pick where/plan everything and she’d just go along for the ride. She was down for everything (including 100 bulldogs). My adventure inspiration for life. ♥️
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May 9
It’s so true that as you get older you suddenly become passionate about bird watching because I just saw a ghost magpie and I am BUZZIN’
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May 8
A lady that I work with somewhat regularly spells my name “Amiee” every time she sends me an email. I read it in my head like it rhymes with “weeee!” and honestly it’s kind of growing on me.
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May 1
My only comfort right now is the hope that we are about to watch the last 20 minutes of Darnell Nurse in an Oilers jersey
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May 1
After watching that first period I’m not actually convinced the Oilers want to win this game
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May 1
Okay @EdmontonOilers today is the anniversary of my dad’s death so it’s kind of on you to not make this day any worse for me by also (figuratively) dying. K thanks so much, happy game day! 🥰
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Apr 29
Playoff Bouchard has arrived 🫡
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Apr 29
I feel like the Oilers are just a bunch of procrastinators. Like oh this is literally our last chance to show up hey? Guess we probably should.
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Apr 27
Well anyway I hope next season’s Oilers show up with a lot more passion and a brand new coach.
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Apr 27
I’ve put some thought into it and I think I’m going to sue Kris Knoblauch for emotional distress
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Apr 25
This Sens/Canes game is absolutely unhinged and I can’t get enough
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Apr 25
Apr 24: I regret to report that things in Edmonton are bleak. We are in the 12th fortnight of winter and our main source of joy, the local hockey assemblage, has lost another match to the unassuming waterfowl from the south. Soon I fear we shall succumb to our collective sadness.
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Apr 25
The good news is every Oilers game brings me closer to death ♥️
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Apr 25
Missing you @LAKings
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Apr 25
Feel bad for Ingram at this point. What a terrible effort by everyone else.
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Apr 25
Do the Oilers think the game ends the moment they get a lead or…
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