Going viral now @Argyle. Time to get your empty apology sorted. Maybe don't go with "hi all" at the top his time. No need to thank me, I'm "here to help".

how are you charging me money for me to print off the ticket at my house?

Sums up the season suno.com/s/k5HgrSWY0Jx2mgMa #twitterclarets

"If you don't let us torture and murder foxes, we'll kill all our dogs." - Wonderful argument.

FIFA undermines the credibility of its disciplinary process and the authority of its referees with its special treatment of Cristiano Ronaldo. He’s undeniably one of the greats of the game, a fabulous footballer (if in inevitable decline at 40), hugely important for Fifa in marketing and spreading the game through his 1bn social media followers, and a Messi-Ronaldo last dance at the World Cup is a dream for Fifa and TV. But justice should be blind to status and commercial value.  Fifa could have gained some respect by punishing Ronaldo properly as they do other players. And Portugal would surely survive the group stage without Ronaldo for two games, which should have been his punishment for violent conduct. Ronaldo elbowed Dara O’Shea in the back, was initially given a yellow card which was rightly upgraded to a red by VAR for violent conduct which usually brings a three-match ban. So Fifa has effectively undermined VAR. Ronaldo has already served one game, with Fifa now suspending the other two for a year. How convenient. USA, land of the freed. Fifa did get Messi into the Club World Cup... And will any player sent off in the March play-offs expect similar clemency from Fifa? It was Ronaldo’s first dismissal in 226 internationals, an impressive disciplinary record, that bought him sympathy from Gianni Infantino’s organisation. Fifa says in its statement that “if Cristiano Ronaldo commits another infringement of a similar nature and gravity during the probationary period, the suspension set out in the disciplinary decision shall be deemed automatically revoked and the remaining two matches must be served immediately”. The key word here is “gravity”. Fifa admits the seriousness of Ronaldo’s offence and yet punishes him lightly. A good day for marketing. A bad day for discipline.

Farage: epic grifter. Part 1 (Part 2 below 👇)

Does @AlanPaceBFC think this is acceptable? #twitterclarets

Some #twitterclarets say 3 more needed beyond Dubravka, Ugochukwu & Broja. So 13 need to go. Who? Green Hladky Delcroix Ekdal Roberts Worrall Beyer Sonne Sambo Pires Hannibal Laurent Ramsey Trésor Churlinov Manuel Anthony Obafemi Amdouni Barnes Foster Flemming Koleosho

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It is clear that @elonmusk needs to stay out of British politics. RT if you agree.

A message of unity from just some our community and faith leaders #Burnley

Few of the signs on display in Liverpool tonight. Chants of “Say it loud, say it clear, refugees are welcome here” followed by a huge round of applause.

This is how it's done. You know Axel Rudakubana, accused of the Southport killings, is not an illegal migrant, so you say "ordinary people" think he is. Once upon a time experienced journalists saw it as their job to put people straight.

Young Swifties are making friendship bracelets and raising money while grown men throw bricks and spew hatred.

Lies spread on here by accounts that in many cases are clearly fake and/or foreign-based have now triggered a race riot in Southport. This is psychological warfare aimed at dividing and destabilising our society. For our own sake, something must be done about this poisonous site.

Scenes at Edgbaston where India are playing Pakistan but people are watching the England game. 2 sets of rival supporters united by their love of England! #PakvsInd #ENGSUI #comeonengland #england