Lucky dad of 2. Lesser-half of @rls2882. Buy the ticket, take the ride.

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She’s everything. I’m just Ken.
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Someone needs to tell @wemby that real winners know how to lose.
“We absolutely dominated for most of the series” Victor Wembanyama after the Spurs lost 4-1 in the Finals
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Alex Josephson retweeted
NEW YORK FOREVER WE DID THIS TOGETHER THE CITY'S ALIVE KNICKS IN FIVE
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On behalf of New York City, I would like the @RCNYCNoMad to explain themselves.

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Good morning to New York Knicks fans, and only to New York Knicks fans
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7 Jun 2025
A few months ago, my wife smelled smoke at home and insisted I call the fire department. Two fire trucks and a dozen firemen showed up & concluded the smell was nothing to fear - my neighbor was simply smoking brisket next door. This morning we got this text from my neighbor 🤣
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5 Jun 2025
Even my mom calls me AJos.
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31 May 2025
Me: “Your room smells like an actual Chipotle” 11 yr-old: “That’s a good thing”
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17 May 2025
Hey @stoolpresidente how’d this tweet age?
I’ve been on x a long time. I’ve never sensed more fear and apprehension from a fanbase than I do from all Knicks fans right now. Pure fear. Pure terror. They are trying to put on a brave face on but I can smell blood in the water
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2 May 2025
Good morning to New York Knicks fans, and only to New York Knicks fans

ALT Happy New York GIF by NBA

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11 Apr 2025
The joys of working from home
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10 Mar 2025
My children’s bedtime routine every year on Daylight Savings Day

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8 Mar 2025
9 yr-old singing in the shower: “Get up, stand up…stand up for your legs”
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25 Feb 2025
Pink skies in NYC tonight
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18 Feb 2025
Me: “It’s time for bed.” 9 yr-old: “Not necessarily.”
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16 Feb 2025
Just spilled a bowl of ramen in my lap. AMA
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11 Feb 2025
Arguably the best possible thing a leader can say to a new team member in any circumstance or industry
"Luka, be your f---ing self. Don't fit in, fit the f--- out." -LeBron to Luka 🗣️
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10 Feb 2025

ALT Jon Stewart Eat GIF

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10 Feb 2025
Winner @united
10 Feb 2025
My bag watching me follow it around the carousel
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6 Feb 2025
He's back. 🐻‍❄️
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3 Feb 2025
This is just so, soooo good. 👏 @dunkindonuts
Jeremy Strong appeared in a new Dunkin’ Donuts commercial with Ben Affleck. x.com/dunkindonuts/status/18…
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