don’t forget to ask about my pretend baseball team
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Apr 15
In case anybody has a lingering doubt why I grew to hate the Cowboys…
Apr 15
I call BS.
I made $30K as an “associate writer” for an NFL franchise near our nation’s capital. When I moved up to what amounted to an “editor” role — lead team writer, constant website updates, editor of team magazine, on-air duties, manager of content team …(more)
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Jan 30
Tapping the sign. x.com/ajoshellis/status/1975…
Jan 29
Sources have told me that the Ohio athletic department found out about the logo change the day of the trustees meeting and were not consulted at all.
No cost analysis has been done. With a new basketball court and new uniforms coming in the last year, it won’t be cheap.
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7 Oct 2025
You cannot imagine how much money gets wasted on marketing assholes. You can’t.
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14 Sep 2025
The most Cowboys thing ever is a two-year master plan to tank for Arch Manning only for Arch to actually suck.
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5 Sep 2025
Turns out the Cowboys have decided to pass this season and not play any games. Honestly it’s fine. We will see you guys in 2026.
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25 Apr 2025
I swear this guy is a fucking bot.
25 Apr 2025
Will McClay is so valuable to this organization. The Cowboys underwent exercises to deal with the exact situation they were put in when pick 12 came around, allowing them to react calmly and make the right decision. His preparation is off the charts.
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24 Apr 2025
📣McMillan and Golden will both be spares but thank God this stupid ass debate ends tonight.
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20 Mar 2025
If the Cowboys trade Micah, this guy goes too. ⛅️
20 Mar 2025
I just met shotty and eberflus we in good hands yall I can’t wait for training camp
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3 Feb 2025
Counterpoint:
Who fucking cares?
2 Feb 2025
I think there will be a serious conversation about Josh Simmons (LT Ohio St.) at 12 overall if medical checks out. OT1 for me
We took him in a Draft Show mock
youtube.com/watch?v=9om3dy2J…
Here's a link to my big board
docs.google.com/spreadsheets…
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24 Jan 2025
They’re not hiring the guy. If they were going to hire him, it would already be done.
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Josh retweeted
21 Dec 2024
National media now begging you to ignore the results and just be thankful there’s a playoff. Questioning the format and the teams who were picked won’t get you to the front of the shrimp cocktail line.
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Josh retweeted
16 Nov 2024
What percentage of games will the Cowboys win this season?
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29 Oct 2024
they’re gonna get the guy that does the TikTok dances with his wife I bet
28 Oct 2024
#Cowboys Micah Parsons and Trevon Diggs talking about being covered by the media.
At the end Parsons asks, “Hey, should we bring one of our media to the podcast?”
Diggs: “Yeah. Yeah, let’s do that.”
I wonder which media member gets the call? 📞
(🎥: @brgridiron)
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Josh retweeted
28 Oct 2024
Obviously the Cowboys losing is annoying and unideal.
But it doesn't even hurt anymore. They have ruined that.
This team is so bad that they have made caring about them a needless element of it all.
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23 Jul 2024
Deuce Vaughn got traded??
22 Jul 2024
HEARTWARMING: #Texans are letting local 3rd graders participate in their training camp today 🥹
This young man deserves a sticker for his route running!
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