Changing the world, one electron at a time. About 326,000 gallons.
Joined August 2008
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30 Oct 2017
Moonset over Sutro Tower, in gif form.
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1 Nov 2023
I made a #hades pumpkin
@SupergiantGames
ALT It's a jack-o-lantern carved with the skull from the Hades game, gems for eyes, a crown of laurels, and a coin in its mouth for Charon
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18 Nov 2022
By age 35 you should have said goodbye to at least three social media sites, four forums, seven listservs, six email addresses, eight Google services, two MMOs (MUDs count!), a self-hosted website and a geocites page.
20 May 2018
By age 35 you should have at least two thirds of your hard drive space taken up by recursively nested copies of the hard drives from all your previous computers
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12 Nov 2022
This is the kinda of thing I will miss most about twitterโthe nearly-instant, random connections you can make with people of any specialty or interest, just by reaching out with a question.
12 Nov 2022
I'm a Lindsay crow person--thank you! Sounds like good treatment, but you could put it in a grocery bag folded over (with a towel inside) overnight, clothes-pinned shut. Otherwise it might revive and start flapping around your house and injure itself.
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11 Nov 2022
I dont usually contribute to the public conversation but...
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11 Nov 2022
Did Twitter Blue tweet just cost Eli Lilly $LLY billions?
Yes.
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11 Nov 2022
"Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government."
9 Nov 2022
"I'm with all victims of slavery, colonialism, and imperialism... those eggs are the only justice those people will see... for all the people who died so that man could wear a crown."
The man arrested for throwing eggs at King Charles in York speaks out.
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10 Nov 2022
The biggest mistake Musk made is taking away people's blue checks for impersonation.
If he really wanted to make Twitter profitable, he should have charged $8 to remove a blue check.
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10 Nov 2022
Wait, better yet, charge $8 to remove someone else's blue check
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10 Nov 2022
This has become a Nedry appreciation post.
Don't fire all your nice engineers because everyone left will be Nedry, and you won't like it when he leaves.
ALT Don't make me work from the office Dodgson - Nedry quote
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10 Nov 2022
2008 Twitter is back, baby!
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7 Nov 2022
I'm tired of people saying Elon Musk made parody illegal on Twitter.
Nobody is parodying Elon Musk more than himself.
4 Nov 2022
The biggest miscalculation he made is underestimating just how much everyone who uses this site hates it and is ready to burn it to the ground to spite him
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4 Nov 2022
It's going to be so funny if this is what tanks the already-faltering tech bubble, the stock market, the banks that fronted the financing, and leads to the next financial collapse.
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1 Nov 2022
All those houses giving out full-sized candy bars are going to have to up their game now
ALT A standard-sized plastic jack-o-lantern trick-or-treating basket filled with candy, including a comically oversized 1 pound bittersweet chocolate bar sticking out of the top.
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1 Nov 2022
I have discovered a truly marvelous way to defeat the bots & trolls, which this tweet is too narrow to contain. I will explain the rationale in longer form before this is implemented.
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31 Oct 2022
ugh why did I wait till the day before halloween to pick up some contact cement. hardware store's shelves looked like early-pandemic grocery stores
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1 Nov 2022
That 30 minutes included driving to the hardware store where I was in such a rush I, uh, apparently left the car running while I ran inside to get some black duct tape.
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1 Nov 2022
Also continuing my streak of conceptualizing and executing my own costume in 3 minutes flat by grabbing a cloak and a stick and letting pandemic hair handle the rest
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