@ucbtla maude writer. retired podcaster.
Joined January 2013
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6 May 2020
I was on Some Good News with John Krasinski and someone else
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23 Apr 2025
Doing this with the guy from TaskRabbit who built my IKEA bed
22 Apr 2025
Shit used to be so fucking serious. They cut off the hands & gouged out the eyes of the builders who made the taj mahal so no one could remake it
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6 Feb 2025
It’s good to know Bronny and Luka would be an age appropriate couple
5 Feb 2025
For what it's worth…
I just realized that the age gap between Luka Doncic and Bronny James is smaller than the gap between Luka and Anthony Davis.
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3 Feb 2025
Jason Whitlock calls for Adam Silver to veto the Luka Doncic trade:
“It undermines the credibility of all professional sports.”
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20 Dec 2024
Luigi Mangione must drop out for a better candidate
20 Dec 2024
Luigi Mangione Net Favorables:
All: -23%
Hispanic: 3%
Black: -8%
White: -29%
18-29: 9%
65 : -58%
Men: -22%
Women: -23%
YouGov / Dec 17, 2024 / n=1553
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Alan Johnson retweeted
6 Sep 2024
Tirico: The song in the NFL Sunday Ticket ad was by a New York band from the 1960s called the Velvet Underground, fronted by noted songwriter Lou Reed.
Collinsworth: Mike, only 30,000 people bought their first record, but all those people — and I mean everybody! — started a band
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Alan Johnson retweeted
17 Aug 2024
The perfect level of drunk to get is when you’re around all your best buds for 2 hours and you start having 30 iq thoughts like “friends are so powerful, thats the meaning of life.”
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Alan Johnson retweeted
14 Aug 2024
Me, 24 years old, watching the Rizzler at my desk at work
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Alan Johnson retweeted
25 Jan 2024
I don’t think it’s debatable that this mashup has caused more people to watch Barry Lyndon than anything anyone did in the 30 years before it was made.
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Alan Johnson retweeted
11 Jan 2024
Joe Flacco is going to assassinate the president
11 Jan 2024
SPECIAL: #Browns QB Joe Flacco to his teammates
"Something is going to happen in the next five weeks that we will all remember forever."
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13 Jan 2024
You couldn’t make the Oscar’s today
Kevin Hart Says He Won’t Host the Oscars Again: Awards Shows ‘Aren’t Comedy-Friendly Environments Anymore’ variety.com/2024/film/global…
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Alan Johnson retweeted
9 Nov 2023
Zero possibility of doing something 80% of Democratic voters support, sounds about right!
9 Nov 2023
Biden was just asked "what are the prospects of a Gaza ceasefire?"
His reply: "None. No possibility."
The United States is actively instigating Israel's genocide in Gaza, and working to inflame a wider war in the Middle East.
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Alan Johnson retweeted
21 Oct 2023
Scorsese got two different tech companies to give him 200 million dollar budgets for beautiful three and a half hour slow epics about America as an unfolding crime in which anyone with a shred of decency cannot be more than a baffled witness to unspeakable horrors. King
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Alan Johnson retweeted
11 Oct 2023
i feel so insane confronting the fact that there was an outpouring of public mourning for the 260 israeli lives tragically lost, and now radio silence for the thousands of palestinians that are being indiscriminately killed in retaliation.
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Alan Johnson retweeted
8 Oct 2023
Wait till you see who these fans are arguing with 💀
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