software engineer, creator of cringe tech videos

Joined December 2015
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I tricked a vibe coder into actually learning to code.
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Alberta Tech retweeted
last night at The Studio: Consumer Night: startups pitched live to a panel of tech creators. the roasting was free. the feedback was priceless. thanks @albertadevs @corporatedudes @the_varunrana for not holding back.
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The advanced AI attack that took down Obamas instagram: 🤪
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We might sell you something idk
I’M TALKING SHIT ABT TECH WEEK W/ @albertadevs IN NYC TMRW COME THRU WE WON’T SELL U ANYTHING partiful.com/e/Jax5q2nEKzeH7… 🫶🏾
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BREAKING: CEO discovers tokens cost money
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how we ended up with marketing “engineers”
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Why dudes in patagonia vests keep talking about "taste":
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doordash engineer tries to complete dash:
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top comment on any reddit thread about any woman being laid off for any reason:
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Come along with me to quit my job at @YouTube 🙏
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day in my life as an engineer @Google 🥰🥰
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Worst search bars in history I’ll start:
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Why GPT5.5 actually can’t stop talking about goblins
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How senior engineers are really made 🥺🥺
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The real reason I wasn’t acquired by OpenAI for $100M …
Acqui-hire gone wrong
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The reason you keep hitting quota limits:
CEO obsessed with token maxxing
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just got matrix multiplication mogged 😢
LLMs run 100 billion matrix multiplications per-second. At this scale, even small performance wins translate to massive savings in cost, energy, and latency. What would it take to make it faster? mccloskeybr.com/articles/mat…
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Why Allbirds is really pivoting to ai:
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