Probably napping. Theythem. @alfiealt
Joined September 2009
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Alfie retweeted
“what? No go piss girls for Giacomo?”
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Bengal cat researching vintage furniture online while there's a pan in the kitchen.... oh no
ALT painting of a bengal cat using the computer looking at vintage furniture and in the background there is a pan on the fire getting out of control
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I made a super simple website where you can see everywhere you can get to in under an hour on the NYC subway.
The generated map is both a heat-map (changes color) and a cartogram (warps space).
castrio.me/nyc
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Alfie retweeted
17 Apr 2013
If the people that invented tennis saw how good people were at it now I think they’d be like woah chill out jeez.
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Jan 9
By existing, ICE is quite literally always in the wrong in every single encounter. Slave catchers and Nazis have no righteous action they can take
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22 Dec 2025
. @SBS
"The letter called on RTBF "to honour its public service mission by cancelling its participation in the 2026 edition of Eurovision as long as a State trampling underfoot the very foundations of our common humanity is welcome.""
trtworld.com/article/81f117b…
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Alfie retweeted
13 Nov 2025
I just want people to think about the purpose of incarceration in a white settler colony when they’re more willing to jail children than they are actual Nazis.
13 Nov 2025
We're removing the rule that jail for children is the 'last resort' – because for violent crimes, it shouldn't be.
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10 Nov 2025
Linda Reynolds’ petition to bankrupt Brittany Higgins is listed to be heard tomorrow
It appears to be unopposed
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Alfie retweeted
28 Oct 2025
The mascot for @CarltonFC was sent to a bar mitzvah. When he found out they were raising funds for Israeli soldiers, he stormed out. The club then sacked him.
Now Carlton are facing a backlash from their supporters in Melbourne's northern suburbs.
deepcutnews.com/p/im-disgust…
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Alfie retweeted
16 Oct 2025
If you're living on insufficient rates of social security (e.g. max. $425pw for Jobseeker), an unexpected reduction, suspension or cancellation can easily lead to other crises — such as rent arrears. By the time payment is reinstated, the damage is done. #AntiPovertyWeek
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14 Oct 2025
This week during #AntiPovertyWeek we are reflecting on the fact that poverty exists in Australia that is poverty by design, notably through working-age social security payments that sit well below the poverty line.
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Alfie retweeted
9 Oct 2023
She was Carmella but Tony wasn't good enough to be her Carfella.
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5 Oct 2025
Omg, Walsh saying "stop, stop" and putting Ben Hunt's head on his shoulder
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19 Sep 2025
RT @humancondishit: poetry from old editions of the tricontinental
“i declare,” mahmoud darwish
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