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Ali Drapos @alidrapos

I do stand up comedy. Can also do reallyyyyy sad acting.

Joined September 2013
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Ali Drapos@alidrapos
25 Nov 2020
pov: you’re my daughter and you ask for my advice
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Ali Drapos@alidrapos
28 Oct 2024
Rich ppl are evil but I wish I could hire someone to fill my humidifier every night
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IV.@ivourth
13 Jul 2024
the ensemble covering him so he can smear ketchup on his face
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Ali Drapos@alidrapos
20 Jun 2024
Kendrick did all of this SOBER.
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Kay de Pointe du Lac 🧛🏼‍♀️@rinnegoddess
20 Jun 2024
6 FUCKING TIMES?!?? LMAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOOAOAAOAOAOOAOAOAOAOAOAAOOAAAOOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAAOAAOAAAOAOAOAO
Kay de Pointe du Lac 🧛🏼‍♀️@rinnegoddess
20 Jun 2024
5 FUCKING TIMES!??!?? LMAAOAOAOOAOAOAOAOAOOAOAOAOAOAOAOOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOOAOAOAOAOOAOAOAO
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HOT 97
@HOT97
20 Jun 2024
#KendrickLamar performs ‘Not Like Us’ at ‘The Pop Out’ 🔥🔥🔥 x.com/travis_vault/status/18…

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Ali Drapos@alidrapos
29 Mar 2024
I’ll never be successful I spend too much time tying my shoes
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Skyler Higley@skyler_higley
11 Jan 2024
white ppl be like “Hunter biden” lmfao
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Depression hack: get the flu shot to replace the reason you’re bedridden
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uché blackstock, md@uche_blackstock
29 Dec 2023
Thousands of Black children with sickle cell disease struggle to access disability payments Roughly 76% families of children with sickle cell disease who have applied, or at least 12,249 families, had their requests denied between 2015 and 2020. cbsnews.com/news/sickle-cell…

Thousands of Black children with sickle cell disease struggle to access disability payments

New data show how one federal safety net program has been out of reach for thousands of children who need it most.

cbsnews.com
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Cenk Uygur
@cenkuygur
22 Dec 2023
If Hamas had killed 20,000 Israelis, including approximately 7,000 women and 8,000 Israeli children, what would America's reaction be? If you can't see that Palestinian lives matter so much less to our leaders than Israeli lives, you're trying really hard not to see it.
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AJ@ajdeluxe_
3 Dec 2023
Table next to me is getting their fajitas
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Ali Drapos@alidrapos
25 Jan 2023
Sometimes I will look at pics of myself from last week and be like fuck I used to be so skinny 😢
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Ali Drapos@alidrapos
15 Oct 2022
The amount of “organized piles” I will make just to avoid putting shit away — is this also how I deal with my personal issues 🧐 💩 🤷🏻‍♀️ 🤔
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Ali Drapos@alidrapos
13 Oct 2022
Today I saw a woman standing outside a bar smoking a cigarette and there was just something about her that made me hornier than I’ve ever been for a stranger but “I’m not gay”
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Ali Drapos@alidrapos
28 Sep 2022
If I don’t eat something FUN right this very second I’m gonna lose my shit
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Carly J Garber@CarlyJGarber
23 Aug 2022
So before phones you just… got out of your car as soon as you parked?
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Ali Drapos@alidrapos
24 Aug 2022
You know when you go to clean your floors in August but you still manage to sweep up a little Christmas tree pine? Thats how I feel about being mentally ill ♥️ 🎄
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Ali Drapos@alidrapos
21 Aug 2022
Live from my apt—I just panic texted my Mom a picture of my pussy to see if she thinks this bump is just an ingrown hair—it’s Saturday night!!!
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Ali Drapos@alidrapos
20 Aug 2022
#TheRehearsalHBO: white man practices having complete control over literally everything in order to prepare for the REAL event where he has complete control over literally everything.
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Ali Drapos@alidrapos
20 Aug 2022
Try, instead, saying: “I didn’t fail. I just really fucking ate shit and fucking sucked in a really horrible way that was unforgivable.”
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