Founder, Alienlabs. Nerd, Dad.

Joined October 2021
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6 Jun 2025
It does feel like we need a community post on people that came from IG but don’t have the same following over here. If you came from IG and are new to X, drop your brand name and what type of producer you are (flowers, hash, edibles whatever) I’ll pin this so people can find you.
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NY gotta thank Sacramento for that one. You’re welcome 😇
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I don’t really like people that stink
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The guy that sparked this tweet didn’t even smell traditionally bad he smelled like tomatoes it was crazy like he was just bathing in Campbells tomato soup
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Lmffaaaoooo.
America’s @SECWAR CRUSHED 44 reps on the bench after a morning run with the troops yesterday in GTMO.
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But also who gives a fuck
Crazy to see how many brands are renaming other Plp’s hard work and selling it in Germany 🤣
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Computah. Please computah bro. I need my Mary Jane Berlin ads and menu. Please computah bro just one more time and then I’ll hire a designer <- 99% of Mary Jane exhibitors.
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Somebody, somewhere is making money off of your problems.
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I was right about hunter all along
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Brother, disrespectfully, you sell distillate. You are not him
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When it’s dark in your house and you have to go get something from another room does anyone use lights or just their cellphone flashlight like a medieval torch
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How the new age reviewers review shit

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I was an incredibly early buyer on dah bih gah. I’m over it now, probably said it 2k times
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Replying to @alienlabsTED
Fuck a spliff im dumping that delicious zyn powder in my rolls
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Had a lot of fun seeing everyone at zalympix! there were a lot of brands I’d never heard of with bad names. Whose naming these mfers only person I didn’t see from our side of Twitter was Cal.
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I actually can help solve the bad naming thing so next year before zalympix when you guys are workshopping your new brand names hit me up
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I’m in one of those Ubers that just goes criminally slow. About to start telling him zalympix lore to see if he speeds up
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We cooking something up. Keep grinding my brother
Reaching new levels @alienlabsTED 🥷🥷🥷 🛸 🛸 🛸
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Is there like, a zalympix for zyns? Cause consider me there.
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Exotics on deck
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This tweet is underrated because I’m on a whole nother level with this tweeting shit
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You feel me cousin ?
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