Content Manager, Global Comms at @Siemenssoftware. Storyteller. Lapsed Designer. Writer. Wizard. Bit sweary. Views are my own etc. @alistardean@typo.social
Joined August 2008
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7 Nov 2023
Do I know anyone that's handled the transition from carbamazepine to lamotrigine to treat their or anyone else's focal epilepsy? Would love to pick your brains or gain any guidance you might have?
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1 Sep 2023
Surprisingly shenanigans by my local @enterprisecares today. Used them for a decade or more - always excellent. Returned a van earlier than expected, then found the branch had filled out their feedback form in my name. That’s just crappy service, peeps
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7 Aug 2023
Absolutely loving @ChrisGPackham and Earth. Aside all the obvious questions, my big one is when is the score coming out on vinyl - belting work!
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28 Jul 2023
It'd be great to see our local town councillor (@CllrWendyDalton ) give as much of a shit about the drug dealers in constant operation and traffic in a restricted access road as they seemingly do about a neighbour's extension and brick wall.
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26 Jul 2023
Is it possible to have an court injunction on Farage referring to the british population as "we" - because the vast majority of us want nothing to do with the attention seeking narcissist...
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27 Apr 2023
Whatever the algorithm twitter use to assign ad views is working perfectly - couple of scrolls down from a Jeremy Vine post is this belter.
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25 Mar 2023
Visited the Anchor Lane Recycling centre run by @WolvesCouncil this morning. Operatives mocking customer’s South Asian accent as he left. Complaint submitted. Racism has no place. Cc @ExpressandStar @WMPolice
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15 Feb 2023
Nothing like a Kickstarter product page to show off all the top reviews…
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5 Feb 2023
Evening all, personal post... My daughter is in her 2nd year of a degree in 3D Animation and Computer Games Design. Looking for a summer internship, Leeds or London. Any help appreciated!
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5 Jan 2023
Plans once time machines become a thing.
Kill Hitler (obvs), then locate exact moment swimming in the sea became “wild swimming™” and distract the bell-end responsible… and by “distract” I mean “also murder”.
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6 Dec 2022
Just signed up for @ukfuturehealth - seems like a good use of a bit of blood and answering some questions.
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2 Dec 2022
Anyone else experimenting with Mastodon since twitter turned into a hellscape? @alistardean@typo.social
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13 Nov 2022
You know the old adage “measure twice cut once”? I’d add “and make sure you transpose your markups to the other end when fitting bath panels”. Rather than precisely cutting off the wrong fucking end.
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14 Oct 2022
Young Ukrainian mom using a translator app in the chemist and the staff are struggling to help her understand that the baby’s meds are free. Had to intervene to get them to use “no charge” rather than “free” because it won’t translate…
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8 Oct 2022
Honestly? You have to watch this - it’s remarkable and utter captivating
8 Oct 2022
It's on now Live at Asylum Chapel.
Yes I'm watching this one as well.
BBC TWO 10:30
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30 Sep 2022
Anyone of 80s youth vintage remember “getting a bennying” or “got bennyed”, meaning getting told off or bollocked harshly, usually by a parent or other adult?
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7 Sep 2022
Guitars. Always guitars. Unplugged electric, no strap, crappy chording. Always guitars.
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