My dad is on his computer, looking up dessert recipes (he hates desserts and sweets) and complaining about how much sugar it calls for. “1 cup!? That’s ridiculous”
I'm thinking of starting a podcast called "Mundane Mysteries" and the first season is about this airhorn that goes off Every. Night. in my neighbourhood - please someone tell me what it is. #torontoreddit.com/r/Etobicoke/comme…
As someone with a lot of (non life-threatening) allergies, I think I can avoid paying a medic bracelet subscription fee if I put them all in a google doc, and get a bracelet with a google doc link engraved 🤷🏻♀️
I’m sad I’m into Broadway Twitter now because when a show closes, there’s a bunch of tweets about how great it was and I will probably not have seen it ☹️ (talking about potus)
Funny Girl intermission live report: once Beanie started belting out “I’ll march my band out…” most of the audience jumped to their feet not just cheering but SCREAMING, and everyone held the standing ovation until the curtain closed!! 😭😭😭😭 it’s what she deserves!! 👏👏
My brain during 4am puppy potty breaks:
If you put a drone in your car, your car is an aircraft carrier.
No idea why I thought about that, but I’m a little glad I did?
I ventured back onto a dating app for a literal minute and the first message I had was a response to my “looking for someone to make me laugh” with “hard to make a coder laugh” and wow, being single is just worth it, isn’t it?
I got a puppy a week and a half ago and the training is hard, but today she walked right into her crate at 10pm and put herself to bed, so I know I’m doing something right. Here she is, Elsie ❤️
Upset about last night’s ON election? Make sure another level of destruction doesn’t lead the federal government. Today is the deadline to join the Cons party to make sure PP doesn’t become the leader. Any 🇨🇦 citizen can join if you aren’t a member of another party. Save us!
Imagine if all photos you saw on Twitter looked like this?
You’d feel like you were missing out, wouldn’t you?
I’m blind & this is what I see.
But YOU can change this by simply hitting the ALT (alternative text) button & adding an image description. It’s that easy!
ALT This image is very blurred and shows dark with some light at the edge. Nothing can be seen