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ally @allyjohn_

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Joined April 2014
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ally@allyjohn_
13 Feb 2022
I can’t believe they put the Super Bowl on Galentine’s Day. An attack on women
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ally@allyjohn_
31 Dec 2021
The cdc recommends if you wish to have the curse reversed you’ll need a certain potion first
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ally@allyjohn_
11 Dec 2021
The feminine urge to buy hair cutting shears just in case
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ally@allyjohn_
19 Nov 2021
Spotify has lyrics now, it’s game over for Apple Music defenders
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ana@shivlestat
12 Nov 2021
dylan o’brien the man that you are
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MSU
@michiganstateu
12 Nov 2021
Green was the color of the grass where I used to read at Beaumont Tower. #RedTaylorsVersion
Taylor Swift's 1989 album cover spoofed with an image of Sparty instead and the words, "MSU 1855."

ALT Taylor Swift's 1989 album cover spoofed with an image of Sparty instead and the words, "MSU 1855."

Taylor Swift's reputation album cover spoofed with an image of Sparty instead.

ALT Taylor Swift's reputation album cover spoofed with an image of Sparty instead.

Taylor Swift's folklore album cover art spoofed with an image of Sparty at the Beal Pinetum on MSU's campus.

ALT Taylor Swift's folklore album cover art spoofed with an image of Sparty at the Beal Pinetum on MSU's campus.

View of Sparty's back as he stands in the middle of the woods. The photo is filtered to look like Taylor Swift's Folklore album art.

ALT View of Sparty's back as he stands in the middle of the woods. The photo is filtered to look like Taylor Swift's Folklore album art.

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ally@allyjohn_
29 Oct 2021
Just quit my job.
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ally@allyjohn_
4 Mar 2021
If COVID can’t end cover letters as a concept then absolutely nothing can
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ally@allyjohn_
23 Feb 2021
Thinking about how if we just did one strict 14 day lockdown, we would essentially be back to normal. Instead we’ve pushed half-assing this over a year. Unrelated but New Zealand can I buy you a drink?
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ally@allyjohn_
5 Feb 2021
Did I— manifest this?
ally@allyjohn_
3 May 2018
A concept: Evan peters' quicksilver appearing in Avengers 4 and confusing the heck out of everyone. Thought we lost you in Sokovia? You don't even look the same boyy
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ally@allyjohn_
5 Feb 2021
I’ll take my check now @MarvelStudios
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jodie@jodieegrace
20 Jan 2021
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out of context john mulaney@nocontxtmulaney
20 Jan 2021
the horse has now officially left the hospital
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ally@allyjohn_
20 Jan 2021
How it started... how it’s going
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ally@allyjohn_
14 Jan 2021
What does liking Zach (glow stick boy) from sky high when I was younger over warren peace (literal god) say about me?
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Craig Spencer MD MPH
@Craig_A_Spencer
12 Jan 2021
There were 22,000 flu deaths in 2019-2020. There were 22,000 #COVID19 deaths last week.
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ally@allyjohn_
8 Jan 2021
Can I just ✨hop in and say✨ that the ~1st amendment rights~ y’all love so much are allowed to be censored when you use corporate platforms to amplify them. You can say what you want out loud, but not through algorithmic measures! This applies to: -Twitter -Book publishers 👀
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b-boy bouiebaisse
@jbouie
7 Jan 2021
this is...the perfect quote?
The Nation
@thenation
7 Jan 2021
“This is not America,” a woman said to a small group, her voice shaking. “They’re shooting at us. They’re supposed to shoot BLM, but they’re shooting the patriots.” bit.ly/2LbkWpp
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Hank Green
@hankgreen
7 Jan 2021
Condemning a mob that attacked a government building in order to stop the American government from functioning is now 𝓅𝑜𝓁𝒾𝓉𝒾𝒸𝒶𝓁
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