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Apr 22
Tavernier Leadership?
I’m sorry, but pointing and shouting after you’ve lost your man isn’t leadership
that’s damage control
A captain’s meant to set standards, not apologise for them every other week. 👋
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Gassama didn’t just miss the goal he cleared the stadium, the parking lot, and probably landed it somewhere in Glasgow Airport
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How on earth has that goal been allowed to stand? Honestly, what are they looking at? We’ve got VAR, slow motion, lines all over the screen… and somehow a striker standing a yard offside is apparently fine now
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We’re told VAR is there to clear up the obvious mistakes, aye? Well if that’s not obvious then I genuinely don’t know what is.
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6 Oct 2025
Told yous all at the start wrong man, wrong time, wrong haircut. Should’ve left him at Loch Lomond
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2 Oct 2025
Mikey Moore running about like he’s discovered football for the first time. Kid’s about as threatening as a wet Sunday League whistle.
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2 Oct 2025
sacked Gio van Bronckhorst for breathing too heavy after a draw with Livingston. And here you are, taking the lads swimming in Loch Lomond, two down before the pies are cold.
At least Gio took us to a Europa League final. You’ve taken us to the bottom half of the table
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26 Sep 2025
It’s not about the result, it’s about the performance.’ Russell, son… you lost to Genk, threw Diomande under the bus, and called that a performance. Comedy club
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20 Sep 2025
“Russell, son… you thought a wee 2–0 against Hibs saved you? Aye right. Dundee win and now we’re 11th. ELEVENTH. I’ve seen ski resorts with better positions than that. You’ve had us doing lengths in Loch Lomond, crumbling like biscuits, and now sinking below Dundee
20 Sep 2025
Full-Time: Rangers 2-0 Hibernian
💙 Victory at Ibrox sends us into the Premier Sports Cup semi-final.
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19 Sep 2025
He’s not taking protests personally…
Not personally? Russell, they’re holding up banners with your haircut on it. If that’s not personal, I don’t know what is.
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15 Sep 2025
I’m raging, lads. Absolutely raging. Five games gone and we’re tenth ..tenth! And I’ve got to watch my team splashing about like they’re on a school trip? I want blood and thunder, not bloody rubber dinghies. Martin’s finished. He should stay in the loch
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15 Sep 2025
Russell, son, let me get this straight ,the team’s in tenth place, the fans are raging, you’ve just been humiliated by Hearts and your big masterplan is to take the boys for a dip in Loch Lomond? Aye, very good. Maybe next week you can try mini-golf.
15 Sep 2025
🔵 Under-pressure Rangers boss Russell Martin took his team swimming in Loch Lomond today, as part of a team bonding exercise.
The Ibrox boss hopes the change of scenery will allow players to reset after a tough start to the season. More ⤵️
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13 Sep 2025
Listen, Russell, son… I’ve seen some bad starts in my time, but you’ve managed to take the biscuit, the tray, and the whole tea set with this one. Tenth place? At Rangers? That’s not a league position, that’s a bus route.
3 Jun 2025
Russell Martin 🤦♂️
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Ally mc.Coist 9 retweeted
3 Jun 2025
Russell Martin 🤦♂️
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26 Mar 2025
Tremendous signing for the pars
👏 👏
26 Mar 2025
DAFC are delighted to announce the signing of Kenyan international, Victor Wanyama, on a deal until the end of the season, subject to international clearance.
tinyurl.com/mv4p3spn
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Ally mc.Coist 9 retweeted
20 Mar 2025
@allysbears Hi ally. Big Raith Rover’s fan here. One of our own is having a hellish time and wondered if you could
Maybe share this to the masses to try and help them in a difficult time. Hope your well and thanks a lot. 💙
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Ally mc.Coist 9 retweeted
31 Jan 2025
IS THERE A BETTER OVER 45’S FOOTBALLER IN THE WOLRD THAN @allysbears? 🤣🤣⚽️
Watch on YouTube📺 bit.ly/3WBPvpO
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