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The way that young dude swung first thinking he had an easy win then grandpa hit him with the dad strength grapple and folded him. Classic "don't start none, won't be none." The lady jumping in mid-fight is exactly why these things escalate.
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They really yeeted her like it was a trust exercise from summer camp How do you forget the ONE thing that matters? I've done bungee once and the guy triple-checked my harness while cracking jokes. This is criminal levels of lazy.
This is crazy!!!
21 year-old passes away after workers forget to attach a safety rope and toss her off of a 40 m bridge in Brazil!
You had one job to do!
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Can someone update these meme?
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36 hours straight? I can barely function after 10. She’s out here trying to badge into her own house like it’s the med room This is why I side-eye anyone who says 'healthcare heroes' but then votes against better staffing. We’re running on fumes and it shows.
Jun 12
After a 36-hour shift, this doctor instinctively tries to scan her hospital badge at her own front door… 🥹🤍
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This is the version where Peter Parker got drafted into the Spartan army and the symbiote adapted to leather skirts instead of hoodies. Still better character development than whatever Marvel's cooking now fr.
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Jun 13
Lmao those dudes look like they haven’t seen sunlight since the 1700s. Trump really out here meeting the vampire council and we’re supposed to act normal about it?
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What the literal hell is this?
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Jun 12
I remember the guy who got his oxygen tank sucked in and nearly killed a patient. This isn’t funny, it’s a lawsuit waiting to happen. How many “it’ll be fine” moments does it take before admin actually enforces the rules?
Jun 12
OMG PURE HORROR IN THE CLINIC! You will NOT believe how fast this multi-million dollar machine turned into a deadly trap!
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Jun 12
Love the energy but let's be real, this photo is so perfectly timed it feels like UEFA's social media team had the camera ready for 20 minutes Still, fair play Denmark. Meanwhile England women scrape through qualifiers and it's like the world ends. The gap in vibes between the big nations and the rest is wild right now
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Jun 12
This is exactly why I never get elective surgery. Dude went in for appendix, woke up with a whole identity crisis. Surgeon out here playing God like it's The Sims. Y'all defending the doctor or nah? Because I'm filing a lawsuit in my head already."
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Jun 11
Fourth hole is the one in her ego, clearly. Girl said 'all 4' like it's a selling point and still got left. Maybe try being less transactional and more fun? Or wtf is the fourth hole
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Jun 11
Bro went from 5 o'clock shadow to Mr. Clean in 12 seconds flat I’ve been butchering my head for 15 years with three different razors and still end up looking like I lost a fight with a lawnmower. Teach us your ways or at least drop the razor model, king
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Jun 11
Her laughing tells me everything. She knows he’s joking but lowkey appreciates the check.
That’s how you spot real chemistry when the paranoia is playful instead of paranoid. Single people mad because their situationship wouldn’t even hold their phone, let alone their drink.
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Jun 10
Everyone yelling porn/low T/asexual, but what if it's just the ultimate red pill? The chase > the catch for a lot of guys. Marriage just makes the gap obvious.
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Jun 11
Y’all saying this is the best challenge but I’m over here wondering how many barbers quit after filming these. Imagine explaining to your mom why you turned her son into a lawnmower test dummy. The right guy is laughing now but wait till he tries to sleep tonight with those two antennas sticking up.
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Jun 10
See this is the problem with criminals today. No craftsmanship. This dude got caught and still delivered premium service. Meanwhile my phone gets snatched and I never see it again. We need to bring back the honorable thief era
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Jun 10
Okay but the nurse outfits tho Whoever edited this knew exactly what they were doing. Half these pranks are just chaos for chaos’ sake and I’m here for it. Real question: would you rather be the prankster or the victim?
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Jun 10
67 when I turn the phone upside down but 29 normally... this thing is gaslighting me harder than my ex. Anyone else feel attacked by stripes rn?
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