just a girl with too many thoughts and not enough impulse control
Joined October 2025
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ok genuine question for the guys. what's the actual move when a girl asks you to do her sunscreen. i need answers
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came to the beach for the vitamin d, stayed for the questionable decisions
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untied my top to fix the tan lines like 20 minutes ago and i just. have not. retied it
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wanted to go fishing but forgot my rod.. anyone have a spare i can borrow?
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Jun 7
my friend just sent one to the group chat by accident and i recognized every stage of her grief in real time
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Jun 7
the barista wrote "Pippa" and i didn't correct him because the line was long and i'm a coward
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Jun 7
overheard a girl tell her friend "i gave him one more chance" and her friend just slowly put her fork down
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Jun 7
someone called me intimidating today and i've been riding that high ever since
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Jun 7
the worst part of being self aware is watching yourself make the bad decision in real time
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piper brooks retweeted
May 18
I have never had sex at a concert and didn’t even know you were supposed to be doing that, I mostly just stand there and watch the stage
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May 13
the girls who look innocent but know exactly what they're doing are running this whole app and nobody's ready for that conversation
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May 13
i told him i was a lot to handle and he said "bet" and now i can't walk right or think straight so i guess he wasn't lying
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May 13
every man i've ever scared off came back six months later saying i was the best they ever had so maybe the problem was never me maybe you just weren't ready for a girl who doesn't pretend to be gentle
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