My name is Amberly. I write. I watch a lot of horror movies. I laugh very loudly. I'm ticklish. I have a terrible sense of humor. 35. She/They. Queer.

Joined March 2009
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Anyway this year for the holidays let’s all throw @archiveofourown some extra $ bc they deserve it
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so AMCs interview with the Vampire is fantastic TV but deserves a bunch of emmys for its true to life depiction of multiple high value bottoms fighting tooth and nail over a single emotionally crippled, deeply unemployed top
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I have two (well, two and a half) friends consistently and actively asking me to give them Forbidden Lore around TTPD and I love both of them for it. Thank you for letting me be excited and unhinged about something—and especially for letting me drag you into The 1975
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Thinking this morning about when coworker was in my office, and my team was going off about something, and I made a comment about how silly and happy they sounded, and he looked me dead in the eye and went “And that’s you. You built that.”
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Cannot believe @taylorswift13 wrote a song and mentioned the Chelsea Hotel and did NOT mention Leonard Cohen. My only #ttpd complaint tbqh
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Dead Poets Society reunion with Ethan Hawke & Josh Charles in Taylor Swift’s “Fortnight” music video.
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DANCINGSKELETON.GIF 'Cause I'm a real tough kid I can handle my shit They said, "Babe, you gotta fake it 'til you make it" and I did Lights, camera, bitch, smile Even when you wanna die open.spotify.com/track/2fPvQ…
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This is the most social media presence I’ve had in a minute and I am tired! God I can’t believe I used to do this all the time
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My friends, knowing I am first and foremost a The 1975 fan, and a Swiftie second:
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I am 36 I do not have the time patience or inclination to try and teach history to children on the internet in any fucking capacity
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The amount of time I spend going “I’M SORRY I DIDN’T MEAN IT I DON’T WANT LADDER CLIMBING OVER MY PERSONAL LIFE PLEASE”
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Me listening to The Prophecy and having major fucking flashbacks to me in February

ALT Sad Monsters Inc GIF by filmeditor

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This album is not about a man. This is about the razor-sharp double edge of your own ambition. About climbing to the mountaintop and finding yourself all alone, completely exposed. About losing a sense of ownership over your own life, because everyone else has laid claim to it.
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She can't sue us all. So once again from the top JK Rowling is a holocaust denier
On 13 March I tweeted that JK Rowling “is a Holocaust denier”. That allegation was false and offensive. I have deleted it and apologise to JK Rowling.
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I mean I was into the 1975 before I ever came to Taylor Swift, soooooo Obviously I am having the worlds best time listening to But Daddy I Love Him
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You’re On Your Own, Kid remains one of my most favorite of Taylor Swift songs
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I wrote 1052 words last night so. I might finish Scavengers this year after all.
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God @kroger support is fucking SHIT. I ordered a delivery. I got my shit an HOUR LATE and it’s not even my order—it’s about $50-60 more and NONE of the items on the receipt are mine. I am missing items and have someone else’s order items. I spent THIRTY SEVEN MINUTES on hold
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With @kroger customer care and was HUNG UP ON by the representative after being out on hold for TEN MINUTES. The app won’t let me request a refund. Their chat bot is less than helpful because SHOCKER it doesn’t understand fucking fraud. My next step is calling my bank.
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I frankly do not have the extra fucking $$$$ and I think it’s pretty fucking piss poor of @kroger to have such a shitty fucking customer service. Speaking as a customer service manager.
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