Pop culture. Queer stuff. Bookworm. Displaced Georgian now Washingtonian. He/Him. Opinions my own.
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Ok now this is something !
McDonald’s is bringing back fried apple pies for the first time in more than three decades to honor America’s 250th birthday. abcnews.link/3vthB3H
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Jun 15
incredibly not the point but what was the dress code for this event
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Jun 16
My brother in game theory, employers defected first when they made ATS work like that.
Jun 15
extreme blackpill seeing how many prospective interns are straight up lying on resumes
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dumb people always be like, “Everyone else is dumb like me” 🙄
Jun 15
There can’t be more than 11 people in the United States who knew what Côte d'Ivoire was before the World Cup.
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I think describing one of the most normcore shows as "edgy" is the real story here.
Rainn Wilson says "The Office" probably wouldn’t be made today, telling Fox News Digital that media trends have shifted left and that cancel culture makes it difficult for edgy comedies to thrive.
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Jun 14
don’t let the knicks winning distract you from the new olivia rodrigo album
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Correct, yes
Jun 14
the Dulles mobile lounges must be stopped but also you should be able to rent one for a wedding
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Jun 14
This kind of deadline poetry is probably a dying art but when it’s good it’s really good
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Jun 13
okay I take it back I’ve decided I want to have an absolute crushing soul-destroying three-month situationship again so I can really crash out to the new olivia rodrigo album the way god intended
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Jun 12
The French Open men’s final drew just 1.3 million viewers on TNT Sports, down 25% from last year’s Carlos Alcaraz–Jannik Sinner matchup.
It was the least-watched men’s French Open final in at least 20 years,
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RT @KindaHagi: when people tweet like this it’s like when the servants in downton abbey care too much about that family
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Jun 10
saving 20% of my income so that in 30 years i can afford 11 months of assisted living. the math is airtight
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“Do you work well under pressure?”
Is this a job that involves real urgencies like an ER or a fire department, or is the pressure manufactured through poor management, uneven workload distribution, and inflated importance at the upper management level?
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This is what being a theater kid in high school was like. Some of the most cursed pairings you could ever witness for a brief period of time.
Jun 9
My theory is that once she was off the Wicked set she wondered what the hell she was doing.
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Jun 8
I’m at the oil shock. I’m at the super El Niño. I’m at the combination oil shock super El Niño fertilizer shortages imminent famines historic droughts over half our oxygen lost to ocean acidification AMOC collapse portending a southeastern USA heat dome Western Europe ice age
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Most modern billionaires are just so tacky. Go endow a library. Fund research and get your name on a cancer center. Sponsor an eccentric polymath who’s obsessed with marble. Build a museum. Fund public parks. Back climate research. Create something that outlives your ego.
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they finally dropped the true "real cities" map
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RT @2601Reva59892: Using this tweet as an opportunity to say that Murray and Raonic were the only two men on the ATP with an ounce of integ…
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This is just funny to think about, but I am glad that many europeans are getting to see that not all Americans live in NY and LA.
Jun 5
The Spain national football team has arrived in downtown Chattanooga for the FIFA World Cup
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