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22 Apr 2021
My boyfriend just now: “Would you live here? In Roku City?”
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Jun 15
I want to do standup comedy but only for fellow Oura ring users. I think I could bring the house down with my HRV balance bit
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May 17
Went to a little league game today and there’s a snack shack that sells slices of pizza — it’s a Domino’s pizza that they resell for $5 a slice. At some point in this resale process it becomes truly the most delicious thing on the whole earth. Going back ASAP
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Apr 23
“This flight is VERY FULL. It has FORTY THOUSAND PASSENGERS and the overhead bin space can accommodate TWO, MAYBE THREE BAGS TOTAL.”
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Apr 17
Asked the Gen Z Barnes and Noble cashier gal where the new Lena Dunham book is. She said they were sold out and then goes “and wait, who is that? Everyone keeps asking for it.” I went 0 to Ted Talk in about one second flat
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Apr 3
new Dunham / Lerner / Radden Keefe all in April is reeeeeally something for my species of dork
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Apr 3
I was so focused on not having The Drama spoiled for me that I accidentally saw a Love on the Spectrum spoiler. Absolutely devastated
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Mar 17
I have lived in Los Angeles for 12 years and every time I see the Hollywood sign I earnestly think “wow that is so amazing”
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Mar 4
What…. Can we do…… to prevent this??????
BREAKING: IPIC Pasadena & Westwood will be shutting down next month on April 28th. I am heartbroken. 💔 😭 😢
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Mar 1
The musical guest on SNL is always Mumford & Sons or Arcade Fire. They just switch off
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Feb 7
I love to meet a kid who’s carrying a leaf. The leaf usually rocks
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Jan 25
Be the change you wish to see in your boyfriend’s car (I bought him a hand sanitizer)
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Jan 12
INDUSTRY is on another level in so many ways but the character names are off the charts amazing. Yasmin Kara-Hanani, Otto Mostyn, Henry Muck, SWEETPEA GOLIGHTLY… art!!!
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26 Dec 2025
But when Heated Rivalry ends tomorrow what do we… have left
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22 Dec 2025
Modern love is swooning when your partner’s funny in the group chat
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