john • 30 • CHI 》MPLS • he/him
Joined September 2018
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assman retweeted
18 Oct 2024
Thursday, Oct. 24th @theavettbros and @tbtduluth co-headlining tour stops at @XcelEnergyCtr and we have a pair of tickets to give away! RT to ETW and we'll pick a winner Saturday at 3pm.
ticketmaster.com/event/06005…
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1 Oct 2024
Ok this app is for real draining my mental health every time I open it. Reach out if you need to connect outside of it, but I think I'm finally finished for good.
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assman retweeted
27 Sep 2024
chappell roan was a lotta people's new favorite parasocial cuddly toy and then she went "hey I'm a person give me some space and also here are my extremely reasonable political opinions" and some of the Can't Make a Phone Call Squad are really struggling with that
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assman retweeted
16 Sep 2024
Just your regular reminder that the $15/hr debate has been going on for so long that the actual living wage is now around $26/hr.
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assman retweeted
12 Sep 2024
people need to pay attention to how quickly the haitians are eating cats story picked up from twitter to trump saying it on tv. unimaginably racist. last time I saw a president repeat some fake shit circulating online was when joe biden claimed he saw beheaded israeli babies.
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assman retweeted
28 Aug 2024
enough time has passed, 9/11 should be a chance to get some tremendous savings
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assman retweeted
22 Aug 2024
re "leftists are gonna cost Harris the election": If a politician recognizes that a voting bloc is significant enough to potentially cost them an election, and fully ignores their demands and then loses, that's kinda on that politician, no? That person is just bad at their job
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14 Aug 2024
Truly a beautiful morning waking up and seeing local slimy chud @joeradinovich upset that he, again, couldn't unseat Ilhan with a lame dick spoiler candidate like Don Samuels. Eat an entire bag of shit, and crawl back to hell
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assman retweeted
22 Jul 2024
is kamala brat? is taylor swift my community? is my bank a democrat? is that corporation my friend? how am i driving? how does an engine work? how could a loving god cause such agony
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assman retweeted
16 Jul 2024
Hey we’re all going to the brewery for hecking doggo trivia night. It’s in a renovated factory with no sound absorption and you can play giant Jenga. The food comes out of a window that says SEND NOODS in giant neon letters. There are one hundred men named Greg here
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assman retweeted
5 May 2024
drake linking with his ghostwriters like
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assman retweeted
31 Mar 2024
He is Risen. and by He. haha well. lets justr say. my peanits
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assman retweeted
15 Mar 2024
(Bene gesserit voice) lemme hit it from the back
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assman retweeted
14 Mar 2024
Monday, March 18th, @Alkaline_Trio will play the @FillmoreMPLS and we have a pair of tickets to give away! RT to ETW and we'll pick a winner Friday at 1pm. 🩸🧑🦰👀
ticketmaster.com/event/06005…
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12 Mar 2024
Guy hits my partner with a car, calling his brother, mom, and sister to the scene, and his brother is sneering and laughing at me and calling me a faggot, yep, must be a monday
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assman retweeted
8 Mar 2024
BIDEN WANTS TO BUILD A PORT IN GAZA TO EXPORT GAS FROM THE COAST OF GAZA
It’s not for aid.
It’s to steal resources.
Community note
The Biden administration wants to build a port to enable a more efficient and safe way for aid to be delivered to the Palestinian people.
google.com/amp/s/abcnews.…
Exporting oil requires different, specific infrastructure
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