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I don’t even know what I’d assume about me. But everyone’s doing it do now I’m curious even though I wasn’t planning on doing it.
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When will Riri Timurov ever beat the pathetic allegations
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Jun 12
Riri Ambien adventures. The Return -
Off label reasons to be prescribed ambien can include attempted assistance with head injuries.
The return happens after Riri struggles for several months with post concussion syndrome and is struggling with seemingly basic things cuz of that
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Jun 11
Since everyone wants to torture everyone else with angst I shall share a cute idea.
Mary plans a date for her and Riri.
They go to a shelter to play with kittens.
Riri has the biggest smile on her face the entire time cuz she loves kittens.
One of them is wobbly.
Riri adopt him.
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Getting a new laptop does indeed save lives
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Jun 5
Past Andi was right future Andi is not happy. Future Andi is tired and only slept like an hour. But it’s okay. It will be a good trip. It’s just so early and my bed was so comfy. But think of the ideas the goblins might have during a trip like this.
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Jun 5
Got to be awake in three in a half hours. I am not asleep yet to then wake up later. This will be a problem. But you know what. That’s future Andi’s problem. Current Andi is vibing with the sleep deprivation.
(Current Andi will probably go to sleep in like ten mins)
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Jun 5
I accidentally talked my dad into a very spontaneous road trip to see his parents. I fear the queso dip has turned evil. I am not upset about this. But jeez. I think too much.
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Jun 4
Au where Kira and Yumeko try to kill Arkardi and fail and have to go on the run. But Kira refuses to leave Riri behind after that so mariri gets dragged along. And suddenly four teenagers who are all terrified hide in a tiny town somewhere in north Canada and try to survive.
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Jun 4
Riri Ambien adventure 5 - the last installment (Kira hopes)
With alarms everywhere in Riri’s room to alert them if she’s up. And both Kira and Mary only half asleep. Riri’s trapped. Or so they think. She’s small. And her “dream” has convinced her she’s been
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Jun 4
Riri Ambien adventure 4 - (I’m having too much fun with these)
Riri warns Mary in the middle of the night there’s an ice storm and they have to be careful.
She then precedes to turn the ac down in the entire school to the lowest it can go. (In this case about 40°f or 4°c)
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Jun 4
Riri not meeting Mary in school but instead at a local pottery studio. One Riri owns and teaches at. One she funded with her own money and not the money from Arkardi.
And Mary isn’t some student but a brilliant artist who has been struggling to find a place for her work.
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Jun 4
Au where Riri owns and runs a massive animal shelter that also offers volunteer hours both for college kids that may have it required for them (hint) and just in general.
Riri in a fully packed animal shelter happy that all of the animals are safe but also overwhelmed.
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Jun 4
Riri has a sugar addiction. Like it’s bad. She just wants sugar. To the point that she has drank sugar water. As in water with sugar mixed in. Yes there is a reason. No she will not discuss it. And yes she will accept the gummy bears you’re offering. She loves gummy bears.
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Jun 4
Riri Ambien adventure 3 -
Seemingly on her phone Riri states that the internet is out and she needs to reset it.
She’s not on her phone. And she’s not resetting shit.
Instead she takes apart all of the electronics in the gambling hall and sorts each wire out by type
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Jun 4
Riri in an effort io understand Mary better after an argument about Riri not caring enough about the value of money. Gets a job. A regular job that pays minimum wage. And she works as a waiter at a restaurant. But she’s Riri and she avoids these things.
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Jun 4
Riri Ambien adventure 2 -
Riri claims that she forgot to water her plants (suspicious she never forgets them) and then proceeds to pour water outside every dorm room. And on all the tables in the gambling room.
This adventure ends with Kira being watered.
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