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Joined March 2009
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26 Aug 2021
Once the pandemic is behind us we should abruptly cancel all the events again so we can enjoy it properly
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21 Dec 2024
*saves file on computer*
OneDrive: got it
me: where?
OneDrive: what
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27 Nov 2024
Incredible piece by a homeless reporter. esquire.com/news-politics/a6…
27 Nov 2024
This is fantastic
esquire.com/news-politics/a6…
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6 Nov 2024
Biden should step down and let Kamala be the 47th president for the next 3 months. Making Trump 48 and all the merch worthless.
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6 Nov 2024
Well it took about 90 years, but Russia won the Cold War.
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4 Nov 2024
but that was my emotional support daylight
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18 Oct 2024
The response to this poem across all platforms has blown me away.
Thank you to everyone for sharing and for your kind words. The fact it has resonated with so many people is incredibly moving.
So much love ❤️❤️❤️
18 Oct 2024
The horrifying reality of being a woman, perfectly summarised by @_CaitlinORyan
If you give even the slightest shit about women, watch it all. This is what it’s like.
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28 Sep 2024
Every homeless person suffers the effects of chronic sleep deprivation, yet certain factions of society expect perfectly comported, calm, rational behaviour from homeless people at all times, or they should be locked up.
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guess what the tweet is about
one guess
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29 Aug 2024
Slow down right meow!
This bobcat would like to remind you to respect speed limits when visiting national parks. Always drive the posted speed limit and slow down if you see an animal.
ALT Bobcat perched on a road sign warning of reduced speed ahead at Badlands National Park.
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11 Aug 2024
I was going to try and get some work done today, but ...
ALT A medium-large orange tabby cat is napping, curled up on the seat of an office desk chair. The seat of the chair has many cat hairs on it, suggesting that this is not the first time the cat has chosen it as a napping spot.
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7 Aug 2024
I just know Tim Walz could teach me how to drive stick shift without making me cry once
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Holy shit, is this what it feels like to have hope?
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1 Aug 2024
If humans can't have Sports Day for adults without being transphobic it should be cancelled and everyone has to do normal lessons inside until we can be trusted to behave
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28 Jul 2024
“And who is your primary care doctor” three different urgent cares in a trench coat, babe
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My fellow Democrats, I have decided not to accept the nomination and to focus all my energies on my duties as President for the remainder of my term. My very first decision as the party nominee in 2020 was to pick Kamala Harris as my Vice President. And it’s been the best decision I’ve made. Today I want to offer my full support and endorsement for Kamala to be the nominee of our party this year. Democrats — it’s time to come together and beat Trump. Let’s do this.
ALT A photo of President Joe Biden and Vice President Kamala Harris
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21 Jul 2024
Why do I still not understand what the theme of today's puzzle was?
Strands #140
“S-words? (a cutting-edge theme!)”
💡💡🔵💡
💡🔵💡💡
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🟡💡💡🔵
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being able to afford a small house in a safe area, decent internet, and a place to sit outside and drink coffee on a minimum wage salary would fix 99% of people’s mental health issues (mine included) and i’m not even joking
11 Jul 2024
I had a suicidal patient brought in against her will. She was suicidal because of financial issues. She asked me if she would get a bill for her forced hospitalization, which is the case. She will likely be billed thousands of dollars. That’s American healthcare for you.
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1 Jul 2024
If you're 42 years old or older, the most important election of your lifetime was 2000. If you're 26-42, the most important election of your lifetime was 2016.
If you're under 26, but old enough to vote, you haven't fucked up yet, but are about to.
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